THURSDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2020 - My entire adult life I have been waiting for permission to sit around and do nothing …. and here we are!

- Happy New Year everyone – with hope.

SUNDAY, JANUARY 3rd, 2021 - Join us for morning worship at 10.00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: We end the past year in gratitude to God for the moments and the milestones in which we experienced God’s presence. We begin the new year in prayer for a more just and loving world where we depend on the abundance of God’s grace, the generosity of God’s mercy and the unwavering promise of God’s compassion.

MONDAY, JANUARY 4th, 2021 - Theology on Tap will reconvene at 7:00 and will finish Religion and the Rise of Capitalism. Next Monday, January 11th, we will begin our next book by Dorothee Solle, Theology for Skeptics.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 6th, 2021 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30.

Heaven is around and within me, I sense it, as the blind sense shape with their fingers, let me pause and sense the eternity in me.

Over the past year, most of my “moments of grace” have been interactions with other people, I look forward to more of them.

And now this … Children were asked questions about the old and new testaments. The following statements about the Bible were written by said children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in.

1. In the first book of the Bible, Guinness. God got tired of creating the world so he took the Sabbath off.

2. Adam and eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s wife was Joan of ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.

3. Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.

4. Samson slayed the philistines with the axe of the apostles.

5. Moses led the jews to the red sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients.

6. The egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to mount cyanide to get the ten commandments.

7. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

8. Moses died before he ever reached canada then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of geritol.

Have a good week - MB

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18th, 2020 - It’s almost over folks, 2021 will be a better year!!

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10.00 – Fourth Sunday of Advent – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: Being forced to flee from ones home and ending up in a foreign land is terrifying. There are often language, social and cultural barriers in the new place that make settling very difficult. Rani Ibraham, the leader of the Newcomer Mission at St. Paul’s Presbyterian Church in Peterborough sees it as his calling from God to make this transition easier for those in his community. He does this through social programming, accompaniment services and prayer gatherings. With support from Presbyterians Sharing … this mission has helped hundreds of people experience the love of God and provided people with a sense of belonging in Canada.

MONDAY, DECE4MBER 21st, 2020 - LONGEST NIGHT SERVICE – 7:30 – join in on Zoom …

MONDAY, DECEMBER 21st, 2020 - Theology on Tap will not be meeting.

ALSO ON December 21ST – Jupiter and Saturn will align to create the first “Christmas Star” in nearly 800 years. To catch a glimpse of the phenomenon make sure you have a clear view to the southwest about 45 mins after sunset. The planets will be at their closest on December 21st but the “Christmas Star” will be visible from anywhere on Earth for about one hour after sunset in the northern hemisphere for the entire fourth week of December.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 23rd, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30. If you have any concerns contact the church office or one of us. Elisabeth Grant, Doug Duke, Sheila MacDonald, Susan Kopulos or me.

THURSDAY, DECEMBER `24th, 2020 - CHRISTMAS EVE – Join us at 7:00 for our traditional Christmas Eve service.

NOTE: Tara Kannangara (singer, trumpeter with Julian’s group) is making a film to go along with the music from her most recent set of songs and has an “indiegogo” campaign underway to raise funds for the completion of the project. She’s received funding through government grants for the music side, but now that they are ready to film they’re hoping to pull some funding in from friends, family and the wider community. The link below brings you to the indiegogo page where you can find out more about it, (there’s a four minute video that explains everything) and if you feel moved, make a contribution. Every little bit helps, but no pressure of course. Tara and Britany (her co-director and filmmaker) are super brilliant and I know that this work will be moving and heartfelt and important. So just trying to spread the word where I can! Julian Anderson Bowes

Here is the link - https://indiegogo.com/projects/extraordinary-people-the-film-tara-kannangara#/

AND STUFF:

I think we can all agree that in 2015 not one single person got the answer correct to “where do you see yourself five years from now”

If 2020 was math word-problem: If you’re going down a river at 2MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to reshingle your roof?

I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say “wow” that many times in your first session, but here we are!

If you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it” That way people will think you are bilingual instead of an idiot.

I’m at a place in my life this year, where errands are starting to count as going out.

I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 29, my humour suggests I am 12 while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet.

I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed the exit.

We all get heavier as we get older, because there’s a lot more information in our heads.!!!

I’m getting tired of being part of a major historical event.

How many of us have looked around our family reunion and thought “well aren’t we just two clowns short of a circus?”

Have a good week - Merry Christmas MB

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11th, 2020 - “Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art!”
Eleanor Roosevelt

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13th, 2020 - THIRD SUNDAY OF ADVENT - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. We will celebrate communion.

AND AT 3:30 Virtual Dickens Reading.

MISSION CAPSULE: In Ghana, Halidu manages a prosperous and bustling training centre where he teaches kente weaving and dressmaking. When Halidu was young, he developed a sore that led to his leg being amputated. During his recovery, Halidu enrolled in a PWS&D supported program that equips people with disabilities with skills to obtain a livelihood. During workshops, he learned vocational skills that included weaving, tailoring and dressmaking. Today, Halidu is using what he learned during his recovery to lead a healthy, productive life and run a successful business. NOTE: Weekly or monthly givings would be most appreciated. donate@beacheschurch.org

MONDAY, DECEMBER 14th, 2020 - Theology on Tap will resume at 7:00

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 16th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30

MONDAY, DECEMBER 21st, 2020 - Longest Night service at 7:30

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 24th, 2020 - Christmas Eve Service, 7:00 – at the conclusion of the service, if you wish to stay online, there will be a short communion service.

STUFF:

It’s weird being the same age as old people.

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.

Me: (sobbing my heart out, eyes were swollen, nose red) … I can’t see you anymore. I am not going to let you hurt me like this again!
Trainer: It was a sit up. You did one sit up!!

The devil whispered to me – “I am coming for you” I whispered back – “bring pizza”….

When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This is not what I expected…..

Chocolate is God’s way of telling us that he likes us a little bit chubby ….

It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult …….

Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.

My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you. So I took her to Subway and that’s how the fight started …

During the middle ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. Does anyone know if there is anything planned when this one ends??

Have a good week - stay safe. MB

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4th, 2020 - “It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.” Mark Twain

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5th, 2020 - JAZZ & REFLECTION – 12/5th – 31st. Jazz vocalist Alana Bridgewater and Nathan Hiltz celebrate the Christmas season with a video of holiday classsics. The video link is available through Eventbright or by going to beachunitedchurch.com.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6th, 2020 - Second Sunday in Advent – join us for morning worship at 10:00 Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. Our student, Cole Kim will be preaching.

MISSION CAPSULE: In Malawi, 20 year old Layton had been engaging in unsafe sexual behaviours. Several of Layton’s friends attended PWS&D’s supported youth clubs where they would get together and discuss how to achieve a world without AIDS. His friends warned him about the consequences of his actions and shared information they learned at the youth club. Layton never thought to attend these meetings until one day when his friends persuaded him to get an HIV test. Anxious about the results – which eventually came back negative – Layton knew he needed to change his life. Deciding to join the youth club himself, he reflected, “I think my friends from youth club saved my life. I joined them so that we can save many from such behaviours.”

NOTE: Our new tenants for the church basement are making great progress in preparing to move in during the month of December. There are still one or two things that we at Beaches need to do to clear out some of the space. In the old kitchen, in the basement, there is some old furniture in it. (two bookcases, a rocking chair, a desk are the main items.) They were donated many years ago as potential furniture for our refugee family, but are not in great shape and surplus to requirements. I would like to carry them out to the street and leave them there for scavengers to pick up, but need help. Each item feels like it would take just a couple of people to lift. On the current schedule it would be good to have these items moved out by the end of next week. If anyone thinks that they can assist with this, please contact me with your availability over next week. brettcrisp@rogers.com. If we had four people I think it could all be done in under an hour. Thanks.
Michael Brett

MONDAY, DECEMBER 7th, 2020 - Theology on Tap will NOT be meeting this evening. It will resume December 14th.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 9th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30

Sunday, December 13th, 2020 - 3:30 – Beaches first ever ‘virtual’ reading of Dickens’ ‘A Christmas Carol’ …… we invite everyone to join us and in preparation we are asking people to send us their favourite recipes for Christmas munchies so that we can circulate these beforehand. We hope people will have drinks and munchies at home while enjoying the event. Please send your recipes to the church office before next Wednesday – December 9th – so that we can circulate them with Tid Bits in time for us to bake for the event.
Thanks - Michael Brett

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 15th, 2020 - Deadline for donations for the Boarding Homes Gift Bags.

MONDAY, DECEMBER 21st, 2020 - Beaches Longest Night Service

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 24th, 2020 - 6:30 – Christmas Eve Service

MORE HILARIOUS ENGLISH SIGNS ….

Hotel Japan -- You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest - It is strictly forbidden in our Black Forest Camping site, that people of different sex, for instance, Men and Women, live together in one tent, unless they are married with each other for this purpose.

Tokyo Hotel - Guests are requested not to smoke, or do other disgusting behaviours in bed!

Ad for Donkey rides in Thailand - Would you like to ride on your own ass?

Airline Ticket Office, Copenhagen - We take your bags and send them in all directions.

A laundry in Rome - Ladies, leave your clothes here and then spend the afternoon having a good time.

A Tokyo Bar - Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery - You are welcome to visit the cemetery, where famous Russian and Soviet Composers, Artists and writers are buried daily, except Thursday.

Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window -- If front is closed, please enter through my backsid

Have a good week - stay safe MB

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 27th, 2020 - “In this life we cannot always do great things, but we can do small things with great love.” Mother Teresa

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 29th, 2020 -- FIRST SUNDAY OF ADVENT – Join us for morning worship at 10:00 Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading….we will all have to picture our annual advent wreath, in our minds eye, this year. Hopefully many of us have created our very own Advent wreath

Hasan and his family have completed their isolation and are now free to explore their new home city. The best news is that a second Syrian family with three children, just this week moved into the same building. They have been in Canada for quite awhile and I’m sure will be helpful and good company.

MISSION CAPSULES: As COVID-19 continues to affect people and communities around the world PWS&D is responding to some of those most impacted. After initially supporting lifesaving and urgent care projects, PWS&D is now helping provide long term COVID-19 relief through Canadian Foodgrains Bank and ACT Alliance. Given the enormous risk of food insecurity, food aid is being provided. PWS&D is also helping ensure families have access to clean water and sanitation, and that COVID-19 prevention messages are being shared. Additionally, psychosocial support is being offered to help cope with the effects of the pandemic.

BOARDING HOMES: Thank you to all who have taken the time to drop off gifts for the Boarding Homes Christmas. There are 15 men in the home and our team are putting together the annual Christmas gift bags. Cash donations are welcome – we will do the shopping for you. Please contact Erin Sclisizzi if you have any questions. e.sclisizzi@gmail.com, Items can be dropped off at the church during office hours – Thursday mornings from 9-12 … deadline is December 15th.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 20th, 2020 - Theology on Tap will gather via Zoom at 7:00.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 2nd, 2020 - Beaches Prayer group will gather at 9:30. If you have any concerns, do not hesitate to contact any one of us. Elisabeth Grant; Doug Duke; Sheila MacDonald; Susan Kopolus; Katherine McCloskey

THINGS TO MARK ON YOUR CALENDAR:

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13th, 2020 - Beaches will be presenting Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol, electronically.

MONDAY, DECEMBER 21st, 2020 - Beaches Longest Night Service –

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 24th, 2020 - Beaches Christmas Eve Service – 6:30

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT – English Signs from Around the World.

Cocktail Lounge, Norway - Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar!

Dry Cleaners, Bangkok - Drop your trousers here for the best results!

On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi - Take notice, when this sign is under water, the road is impassable!

Doctor’s office, Rome - Specialist in Women and other Diseases!

In a City Restaurant - Open Seven Days a week and weekends!

In a Cemetery - Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves!

On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant - Our wines leave you nothing to hope for!

Have a good week – wear your mask and light an Advent candle. MB

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20th, 2020 - “Among the poor, among the proud, among the persecuted, among the privileged, Christ is coming!
In the private house, in the market place, in the wedding feast, in the judgement hall, Christ is coming!” Neil Paynter, Iona

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22nd, 2020 - Join us for morning worship, via Zoom or phone, at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: Winnipeg Inner City Missions (WICM) a recognized indigenous ministry in The Presbyterian Church in Canada, has long understood the connection between stable housing and social well-being. When a person is safely and adequately housed, it becomes easier to find employment, develop healthy relationships and break habits of addiction. WICM operates a transitional housing complex coupled with an employment program to help give people in Winnipeg’s North End and inner city place from which to heal, grow and become who God has made them to be.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 23rd, 2020 - Theology on Tap will gather at 7:00 via Zoom – the current book is – Religion and the Rise of Capitalism by W.H.Tawney

NOTE: Advent is close – Christmas is in our near future … The Boarding Homes team have been unable to hold their weekly visits since Covid. However, they do keep in touch and would like very much to continue the tradition of Christmas Dinner and gifts. Beaches congregation has been very generous in the past and we are hoping that this year – while everything is different – we can continue what we have started. So, we are looking for donations to fill gift bags. There are 15 men in the home so we need 15 of whatever item you can donate. Some ideas are hats, socks, boxes of chocolates, Tim Horton’s gift cards, etc. Cash donations are also welcome. We will do the shopping for you. Please contact Erin Sclisizzi if you have any questions. Items can be dropped off at the church during office hours. Deadline is December 15th. (fifteen scarves have already been donated)

Elisabeth is at the church office Thursday mornings – e.sclisizzi@gmail.com

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group gathers at 9:30.

ADVENT is coming……think about having your very own Advent Wreath with the candles. We can all light our candles at the same time each Sunday. It’s a time to be creative and make your own. For me, this year it’s a round silver tray with the five candles. As I can’t really get out to shop the candles will all be white…..I have a good imagination…..

MORE –

Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams.

The moon moves about two inches away from the earth each year.

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.

Due to earth’s gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters.

“Mickey Mouse” is known as “Topolino” in Italy.

Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.

Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.

For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off.

The letter ‘J’ does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.

Have a good week – stay safe MB

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 13th, 2020 - “The people, the planet, the oceans and the seas, animals of all species are all suffering. Yet, there is still light in sight. Now more than ever we need to love and heal not hate and fight.” Angel Power

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 via zoom/and/or telephone. Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: Presbyterians Sharing … is about mission. It’s about ministry. It’s about working together, to share the good news of the Gospel in Canada and around the world. Through our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing … we revitalize churches and support innovative worship. We empower young people to grow in their faith, and prepare leaders to serve the church. We care for God’s creation and advocate for human rights. We walk with Indigenous Peoples on a journey of healing and reconciliation. We work with international partners to support leadership development, Christian education and evangelism. And so much more! When we work together, we can accomplish more than we can imagine. Together, we are making a difference.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 16th, 2020 - Theology on Tap will gather, via Zoom, at 7:00

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30

MORE STUFF:

A comet’s tail always points away from the Sun

Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why it is found in some medicines.

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.

If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, even in the middle of the day.

Strawberries are the only fruit whose seeds grow on the outside.

In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed.

Have a good week - MB

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 6th, 2020 - “ I’d rather be too passive than too bold. I’d rather be too giving than greedy. I’d rather lose trying than win cheating.” Angel Power

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – via Zoom or home phone – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: When Devika first noticed something wrong with her leg, she visited her local hospital in Nepal to get it checked out, but after a few years, Devika’s skin problems had gotten worse, not better. After visiting many clinics and traditional healers, Devika still couldn’t find a solution. When she was just about to give up hope, Devika’s friend suggested she visit the Shining Hospital. Supported by PWS&D the hospital provides support, treatment and education for people suffering from leprosy. At the hospital, the staff diagnosed Devika’s skin condition, provided the proper medicine and taught her about her condition. Today, Devika is thankful for the support she received.

FROM ARISE: “Outreach in a Time of Pandemic” - Deb Stanbury

The feelings that came doing outreach during the pandemic seemed like a swirling bizarre vortex. The sadness of Fran’s 24 hour diner, a Toronto fixture with lights off and nobody inside. The eeriness of Church and Wellesley being quiet on a Thursday night. The strip clubs on Yonge Street with their lights off and doors closed, no bouncers at the door or lined up taxis down the street. Those we did see were grateful for the support when so many other services had reduced services, closed, or placed limits on people coming and going. Those who rely on panhandling and squeegeeing rushed to cars with seemingly little regard for safety, desperate for whatever could be given. The few pedestrians walking around downtown were mostly wearing masks. Large signs indicated how to access the Covid-19 assessment centre at St. Michael’s hospital. The ambulance bay seemed to have more ambulances than a typical Thursday night. It felt weird, bizarre, strange as the weather threatened thunderstorms, and I prayed the rain would make it all clean. Unleash your Holywater, O God, to cleanse, heal and make all things new. Amen

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 9th, 2020 - Theology on Tap will gather at 7:00 via Zoom. The current book study is “21 Things You May Not Know About the Indian Act” by Bob Joseph. The next book scheduled is “Religion and the Rise of Capitalism” W.H.Tawney.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30

More of Things You Might Not Know ….

Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn’t smoke unless it’s heated above 450F.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

Nine out of every ten living things live in the ocean.

The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of humans.

Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.

The University of Alaska spans four time zones.

In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.

Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song Happy Birthday.

The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

Have a good week - stay safe. MB

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30th, 2020 - “What if we were all so in touch with ourselves we were aware of our breathing? What if we each stop doubting ourselves and we all start believing? What if we all plant seeds, got rid of the weeds? How beautiful our garden would be.”
Angel Power

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31st, 2020 - HAPPY HALLOWEEN ….. after the candy, don’t forget to turn your clocks back……I think I will turn mine back five years to a better year!!

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 1st, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 via Zoom – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: Ministry leaders had to adapt quickly to the changes brought about by COVID-19. In this new context, leaders need thoughtful, wise and prayerful approaches to ministry. In order to help PCC leaders think through and develop next steps, the PCC, with the support of funds raised through Presbyterians Sharing … offered free, one-time coaching sessions to ministry leaders. Many ministries from across the country benefitted from this support and were able to engage in innovative ministry during a difficult time.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 2nd, 2020 - Theology on Tap with gather at 7:00 via Zoom with a new book – “21 Things You May Not Know About the Indian Act: Helping Canadians Make Reconciliation With Indigenous Peoples a Reality” by Bob Joseph

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30

MORE FACTS YOU MAY NOT KNOW ….

It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

Gold is the only metal that doesn’t rust, even if it’s buried in the ground for thousands of years.

Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61%.

The song “Auld Lang Syne” is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.

Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.

Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, it’s thirst mechanism shuts off.

Have a safe week - MB

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 23rd, 2020 - If I had known, in March, that that was the last time I would eat in a restaurant for such a long time, I would have ordered dessert…….

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25TH, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10.00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. As part of his placement, Cole Kim will be preaching. This Sunday we will participate in “in person worship” as well as Zoom. Session discussed, with the new numbers, whether we should do this, but proved the last time that we can worship together and satisfy the safety rules. We realize it is important for us to be together even with all the restrictions – we also realize that many of us will continue to remain at home and participate via Zoom.

MISSION CAPSULE: Due to fear of contracting COVID 19, people in Malawi who are already vulnerable because of the effects of HIV and AIDS have increased concerns about accessing medication and community support. PWS&D supported Edwendeni Hospital AIDS Program (EHAP) has been supporting those whose lives are impacted by HIV and AIDS for decades. Acknowledging these increased concerns, EHAP continues to provide community health support through physically distanced workshops to help families learn how to cook nutritiously with limited ingredients.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 26th, 2020 - Theology on Tap will gather at 7:00 via Zoom, to discuss the new book.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 28th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30. If you have any prayer concerns, please let us know.

NOTE: Hasan and family have a confirmed fight on November 11th. The apartment has been cleaned and yesterday Klaas and Peter took many of the items stored at Beaches to the apartment. There are still things to be moved; we need twin bed sheets; and the dishes, cutlery etc will need to be washed and put away. If you can help, please contact Klaas.

FACTS YOU MAY NOT KNOW:

If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth.

To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers.

Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by Bayer.

Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!

Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.

Astronauts cannot belch – there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to shave them off.

Because of the speed at which Earth moves around the Sun, it is impossible for a solar eclipse to last more than 7 minutes and 58 seconds.

Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.

Have a good week - stay home, stay safe. MB

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15th, 2020 -- “All things exist on the sacred breath of creation” Richard Wagamese

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10.00 via Zoom or home phone, Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

Our next scheduled “in person” worship is set for October 25th, 2020.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 19th, 2020 - Theology on Tap continues the discussion at 7:00 via Zoom

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21st, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group come together via conference call at 9;30.

MISSION CAPSULE: Presbyterians Sharing … supports the Near East School of Theology in Beirut, Lebanon. For over a century, NEST has been a powerful witness in the Middle East, training nearly 90% of the Protestant ministers in the region. Students come from some of the most difficult places in the world to be Christian: Iran, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon and Palestine. NEST’s President, Dr. George Sabr, shared, “ The main concern of the church in the Middle East is how to remain here … We are preparing people to minister in situations where it is becoming very difficult for Christians to live.” In faithfully partnering with NEST, we are investing in leadership development for the future of the church in the Middle East.

REFUGEE UPDATE: Tomorrow a small team are going to the apartment to clean it and basically get it ready before furniture and supplies are moved in. If you wish to help move items please contact Klaas or Heather.

MORE STUPID:

My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet!!

An East Indian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, has swum with sharks, has wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat!

Have a good week, stay safe MB

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9TH, 2020 - “We are a Sacred part of Creation” Richard Wagamese

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11TH, 2020 - THANKSGIVING SUNDAY - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. We will celebrate Communion. This will NOT be an in-person worship – join us on Zoom or by telephone. Information to follow.

As you all know, through COVID, Worship has been a work in progress. Session, along with Worship and Arts, have been working toward a smooth introduction to our new kind of worship. Being aware of guidelines from Public Health and with a view to keeping all of us safe - In person worship will take place – at this point in time, probably once a month. You will be kept informed and if you have ideas to share, please contact your elder or the church office.

MISSION CAPSULE: In South Sudan, years of civil conflict have left much of the population without access to the food they need to live healthy lives. Rising food prices and loss of income due to COVID19 are only increasing this deficit. PWS&D is responding through Canadian Foodgrains Bank to provide 1,150 families with food assistance that will meet their nutritional needs. Additionally, families will receive farming inputs and fishing equipment so that, when the season is right for growing and fishing, they will have access to alternative sources of nutrition.

From the Refugee Committee: We have reason to believe that Hasan and family will arrive on November 11th. There is much to do between now and then, and beyond. If you are willing and able to be involved, and are not already on Klaas Kraay’s mailing list, please email him at kraay@ryerson.ca. Regular updates and requests for assistance will come via that mailing list.

We have an apartment and we have a month to get it ready and to move in everything that we have accumulated.

NOTE: Beaches has been blessed with a Student from Knox. His name is Kim Hyeongshin – he goes by Cole. He will be joining us for worship, prayer group and will be working with Katherine. Last Sunday he read one of the readings. We welcome him.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 12th, 2020 - Theology on Tap continues to gather and discuss at 7:00 via Zoom. For information for how to join in, contact Erin or M.J.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14TH, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group meets via Telephone Conference at 9:30

STUPID STUFF!

My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70.00. Forget it, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

Nineteen guys went to the cinema. The ticket lady asked “Why so many of you?” Buddy replies, “The film said 18 or over.”

I was at an ATM yesterday. A little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 am. Can you believe that! 2:30 am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Have a safe thanksgiving. MB

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1st, 2020 - “Every choice has the ability to take us from the path, but it is also the way back at the same time.”
Richard Wagamese

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3rd, 2020 - Jazz & Reflection Online – Steve Hunter, piano. Music to include Duke Ellington, Joplin, and other 60’s music with a jazz flavour. Register on Eventbrite to receive the video link.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

NOTE: We indicated awhile back that we were targeting October 4th to re-open Beaches for a form of in-person worship. We developed a protocol for safe, in-person worship that meets or exceeds the local public health guidelines and canvassed the congregation. Since we made that announcement, we have seen the new infection numbers climb in Toronto and we are aware that a number of those who indicated a desire for in-person worship have changed their minds as a result.

However, our protocol remains valid and we have learned from the experience of other churches who have re-opened their doors. There remain some who wish to have the option of in-person worship available. As such, Session has decided to proceed with opening the Sanctuary on October 4th for a dry run to evaluate our capability to provide in-person and Zoom worship in parallel. Session will discuss the results of this dry run at our regular meeting of October 8th; at present there is no plan to open the church on Thanksgiving Sunday as we continue to monitor the situation in the City of Toronto and more information becomes available.

If you still intend to attend in person on Sunday, October 4th, please contact the church office so that we will know who to expect beyond the small team organising the worship. If you intend to attend, this is what to expect;

- All surfaces will be cleaned, including washrooms, prior to entry on Sunday morning.

- All doors will be open and remain so throughout the service to ensure touchless entry

- We will have a person to act as a marshal to ensure physical distancing and masking is maintained at all times and to assist with entry to and egress from the Sanctuary.

- Pews will be marked off so as to indicate physical distancing , though people in the same family group are, of course, able to sit together.

- There will be NO singing, not even humming, of hymns, which will remain pre-recorded.

- People may join in with the responsive prayers, while continuing to wear masks.

- Anyone speaking – including reading into the microphone – must remain masked.

- Following the service, people will leave the sanctuary and may gather – again, recognising physical distancing – outside the church to chat, if they wish.

In effect, we expect that the experience will be like attending the service via Zoom, except people will be doing so inside the sanctuary rather than inside their home. We recognise that for some this will be more constraining than worshiping from home – we know some like to sing along with the hymns – but it will provide the opportunity to be with other congregants in real time in the Beaches Sanctuary for those that value that possibility.

We recognise that times continue to be challenging and that we are all struggling to manage our lives amid the pandemic. Beaches Session continues to grapple with how best to serve our congregation in an inclusive and caring way. We welcome your prayers as we do so and invite you to reach out with any cares or concerns.

If you or anyone in your household is displaying ANY symptoms of COVID 19 or have travelled outside of Canada and arrived back within the last 14 days, you should not attend in person.

MISSION CAPSULE: Mistawasis Memorial Presbyterian Church in Mistawasis Nehiyawak First Nation, Saskatchewan, holds a unique place within the history of the Presbyterian Church in Canada. Not only is this church one of the oldest within our denomination, it is also the only PCC church located on a reserve. Gifts to Presbyterians Sharing … have enabled this congregation to faithfully provide ministry in the Mistawasis community. In addition to a yearly Vacation Bible School program and a women’s craft club, Mistawasis Memorial PC has launched a new girls’ empowerment program. After school, girls in grades 1-8 gather to learn about fitness and life skills. The prayer of this program is that these skills will help the girls live fulfilling lives.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 5th, 2020 - Theology on Tap gather via Zoom to continue the discussion.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 7TH, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group gather at 9:30.

I get my energy

From the rising of the sacred sun and the feeling of the soft morning breeze

I get my oxygen from the trees.

I find inspiration in the mystical rainbow after the rain

And a loving animal always soothes my pain.

I find faith in the stars in the sky, so vast, so mysterious, proof that there’s something beyond this.

It’s only necessary to take it in, not to ask why.

Sitting silently in a forest, I gain insight. -- Angel Power

Have a good week - be safe MB

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25TH, 2020 - “Peace is the reason I go to commune with Mother earth and peace is the gift I am offered in return.” Richard Wagamese

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26th, 2020 - Climate Change March. 3:00 – 4:30 Join a safe march from Williamson Road School to Kew Gardens to show support for climate action. Homemade signs welcome. Event features speakers.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. (Instructions for Zoom to follow)

MISSION CAPSULES: New Church development. Partnership. International mission Staff. Theological colleges. Healing and reconciliation. Leadership development. Congregational support. And so much more! Today, on Presbyterians Sharing Sunday, we celebrate the generosity of congregations across Canada who support our church’s mission and ministry. As we encourage and equip one another and teach about love, faith and hope, we are proclaiming the good news of the gospel in Canada and around the world.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 28th, 2020 - Theology on Tap meet at 7:00 via Zoom to continue the discussion. For information about joining in contact M.J. or Erin

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather, as usual, at 9:30.

NOTE: Beaches Session have been in discussion about the reopening of the church for worship. We are looking, at this point, in holding services beginning October 3rd. We will be following Public Health guidelines and a crew will be cleaning the sanctuary in preparation. It will be different, there will be no singing, the pews will be marked as to where Beaches people can sit, for those of you who choose or who are uncomfortable we will continue to broadcast the service via zoom. For further information, talk to your elder, if you don’t know who that is, talk to another elder or call the office.

MORE PUNS;

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry sir! Only one carrion allowed per passenger”.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says “Dam”…

Two Inuit sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, “I’ve lost my electron”. The other says “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive”,,,,

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

Have a good week – be safe. MB

PS - I have run out of ridiculous things to add to this page. Send me what you have, please

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17th, 2020 - What’s needed are eyes that focus with the soul. What’s needed are spirits open to everything. What’s needed are the belief that wonder is the glue of the universe and the desire to seek more of it. Be filled with wonder.
Richard Wagamese

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 19th, 2020 - SoundWave Online: Sarah Beatty in a Livestream concert 7:00 pm online. Sarah’s latest album, Bandit Queen, peaked at #1 on Canada’s Roots charts. Register on Eventbrite to receive livestream link.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. (Sunday Service meeting information will be sent separately)

MISSION CAPSULE: Today, there are millions of people around the world living in conflict-affected countries. Many have been displaced from their homes and have limited access to basic needs. Children are unable to go to school. Families do not have enough food to eat. There is no telling when home might be safe again. PWS&D continuously provides emergency relief in conflict-affected areas. By reaching out to the most vulnerable to address immediate needs such as food, shelter, water and sanitation, as well as longterm needs, such as livelihood recovery, education and psychosocial support, we help to restore strength and hope for the future for the world’s most vulnerable.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21st, 2020 - Theology on Tap will gather at 7:00 via Zoom. To receive contact information call Erin or M.J.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23rd, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group meet via conference call at 9:30. We pray for our church family, friends, family members etc. Everything we discuss is kept in strictest confidence. If you need prayer contact any one of us. Elisabeth Grant; Sheila MacDonald; Susan Kopulos; Doug Duke; Katherine McCloskey or me.

NOTE: Session has been in regular discussion about the reopening of Beaches for Worship. We will have to abide by the strict Public Health rules for gatherings. So far, many of you have said you will continue to participate via Zoom while others have said they wish to return to the sanctuary. It will be quite different, as you all know, as we cannot sing and we must sit apart. More later …..

MORE PUNS:

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: “You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said, “Keep off the Grass”

The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In a democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.

WALK GENTLY ON THE EARTH, AND DO EACH OTHER NO HARM ….

Have a good week - MB

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 6TH , 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: In Afghanistan, cultural norms dictate that men often play a more central role in public life, while women and girls have more significant roles in the home. Because of his, many girls do not have equal access to education. PWS&D, with the support of local partners, has been working to provide girls with access to high quality education. Through summer camps, girls are informed about human rights, gender, sex and support. And so much more!

As we encourage and equip one another and teach about love, faith and hope, we are proclaiming the good news of the gospel.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 7th, 2020 - Theology on Tap is not meeting again until next week September 14th, 2020 - when we will begin our new book “ Jesus and John Wayne” by Kristen Kobes Du Mez.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group continues to gather at 9:30. If you have any concerns, contact any one of us, everything we discuss is absolutely confidential. Over many years we have held most of you up in prayer, your families and your friends AND we have witnessed many positive answers, many times. Elisabeth, Doug, Sheila, Susan, Katherine and me.

NOTE: As you might have heard by now, the Federal Government has given approval for sponsored refugees to travel to Canada. After we have proven sponsorship Hasan and his family will be free to come. It could be six days, six weeks or six months, but it’s happening.

WE ARE SURROUNDED BY POLITICS AND SADLY, POLITICIANS!!

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. Author unknown.

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. John Quinton

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. Oscar Ameringer

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. Charles de Gaulle

There ought to be one day - - just one - - when there is open season on Congressmen. Will Rogers

Have a good week - stay safe, MB

SUNDAY, AUGUST 30th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. M.J. Perry leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: In only three years, the Presbyterian Connection newspaper has become a much loved resource for the national denomination. The newspaper is distributed four times a year to churches and individuals across Canada. The mission of Presbyterian Connection is to equip leaders, connect congregations and missions, facilitate communication, and highlight denominational work. Sharing our successes and celebrating our ministries through stories, reflections, interviews and articles not only keeps congregations and Presbyterians continually informed and connected, but also strengthens our denominational ties across the country . Support from –Presbyterians Sharing … helps to ensure this important ministry continues.

MONDAY, AUGUST 31st, 2020 - Theology on Tap is not meeting again until September 8th, 2020 when we will begin our new book “ Jesus and John Wayne” by Kristen Kobes Du Mez.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2nd, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group continues to gather at 9:30. If you have any concerns, contact any one of us, everything we discuss is absolutely confidential. Over many years we have held most of you up in prayer, your families and your friends AND we have witnessed many positive answers, many times. Elisabeth Grant, Doug Duke, Sheila MacDonald, Susan Kopulos, Katherine McCloskey and me.

NOTE: As you might have heard by now, the Federal Government has given approval for sponsored refugees to travel to Canada. After we have proven sponsorship Hasan and his family will be free to come. It could be six days, six weeks or six months, but it’s happening.

WE ARE SURROUNDED BY POLITICS AND SADLY, POLITICIANS!!

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. Jay Leno

The problem with political jokes is, they get elected. Henry Cate

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. Aesop

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven. Will Rogers.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. Nikita Khrushchev

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson

Have a good week - stay safe, we need each other. MB

SUNDAY, AUGUST 23rd, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: Ravaged by almost three decades of conflict as well as recurrent droughts, Somalia’s population suffers from chronic food insecurity. Lacking access to basic necessities, many are vulnerable to disease and malnutrition. In response, PWS&D and Canadian Foodgains Bank are providing vital humanitarian assistance to those in need. Pregnant and lactating women, as well as children under five, are being screened for malnutrition and receiving supplementary feeding. Additionally, the project is empowering vulnerable women with lessons about how to prevent further malnutrition, eat a balanced diet and maintain nutrition, providing them with the tools and knowledge they need.

NOTE: Please consider and pray about how you will personally respond to the reopening of Beaches for Worship. The session needs to know how you feel and what your plans are. We understand that some of you might not be ready to gather for worship in the sanctuary, but as we make plans for the future we need to know how you feel. Do contact your elder and if don’t know who your elder is, the church office. Katherine McCloskey – Michael Brett/Heather Crisp - John Struthers - Don Anderson - Erin Sclisizzi - Jay Stryker - Tim Murray - Elisabeth Grant - Marlene Barnett - Church office - office@beacheschurch.org

MONDAY, AUGUST 24th, 2020 - Theology on Tap continues to gather. 7:00 by Zoom – for information contact M.J. or Erin.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 26th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group continues to gather at 9:30. If you have any concerns, contact any one of us, everything we discuss is absolutely confidential. Over many years we have held most of you up in prayer, your families and your friends AND we have witnessed many positive answers, many times. Elisabeth Grant, Doug Duke, Sheila MacDonald, Susan Kopulos, Katherine McCloskey and me.

NOTE: As you might have heard by now, the Federal Government has given approval for sponsored refugees to travel to Canada. After we have proven sponsorship Hasan and his family will be free to come. It could be six days, six weeks or six months, but it’s happening.

STUFF:

So many coronavirus jokes out there, it is a pundemic!

Finland has just closed their borders. No one will be crossing the Finish line!!

Due to the quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes!

Now is not the right time to surround yourself with positive people!

There will be a minor baby boom in nine months, and then one day in 2033 we shall witness the rise of the quaranteens!!

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear – WHO let the dogs out!

Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story.

I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it!

Have a good week - stay safe, we need each other. MB

SUNDAY, AUGUST 16th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: In September 2019, the Presbyterian Church of Mauritius (PCM) celebrated a milestone: the 40th anniversary of their autonomy from the Church of Scotland. The Presbyterian Church in Canada’s partnership with PCM began in 1981 with the appointment of the Rev. Brian Crosby and continued through the years with 11 Canadian Presbyterians serving as ministers and music consultants. Today, our partnership continues through annual grants sent to Formations Biblique et Theologique a Maurice (FBTM), a theological training program for over 1700 Christians. FBTM’s director, the Rev. Maurice Davantin, gratefully acknowledges that, “Due to the generosity of the PCC, FBTM has been able to continue its ministry in spreading the study of God’s Words among Christians in Mauritius.”

NOTE: Please consider and pray about how you will personally respond to the reopening of Beaches for Worship. The session needs to know how you feel and what your plans are. Do contact your elder and/or the church office.

MONDAY, AUGUST 17th, 2020 - Theology on Tap continues to gather. 7:00 by Zoom – for information contact M.J. or Erin.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group continues to gather at 9:30. If you have any concerns, contact any one of us, everything we discuss is absolutely confidential. Over many years we have held most of you up in prayer, your families and your friends AND we have witnessed many positive answers, many times. Elisabeth Grant, Doug Duke, Sheila MacDonald, Susan Kopulos, Katherine McCloskey and me.

NOTE: As you might have heard by now, the Federal Government has given approval for sponsored refugees to travel to Canada. After we have proven sponsorship Hasan and his family will be free to come. It could be six days, six weeks or six months, but it’s happening.

ABOUT MONEY:

You can’t have everything, where would you put it? Steven Wright

Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn’t changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground, I’m just wearing better shoes… Oprah Winfrey

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. J. Paul Getty

I’d like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. Pablo Picasso

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. Roger Moore

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. Oscar Wilde

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. Jackie Mason

Have a good week - stay safe, we need each other. MB

SUNDAY, AUGUST 9th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. We will celebrate communion. Have some bread and wine/juice at the ready.

MISSION CAPSULES: In Guatemala, 30 year old Marta Crisostomo didn’t know what having a clean kitchen and a balanced diet had to do with her son’s development and her family’s health. But an unclean kitchen meant that Marta’s family could be exposed to diseases such as diarrhea and intestinal infections. PWS&D supported workshops are empowering indigenous communities like Marta’s to improve their diets and health by sharing knowledge about cleanliness and how to prepare the nutritious food they are growing. The project has given Marta and the women in her community a sense of improved self-esteem. They now use the skills they have learned in their everyday lives – boosting their confidence and improving their families’ overall health.

AND - “I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year.” Bette Davis

MONDAY, AUGUST 10th, 2020 - Theology on Tap continues to gather. 7:00 by Zoom – for information contact M.J. or Erin.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 12th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group continues to gather at 9:30. If you have any concerns, contact any one of us, everything we discuss is absolutely confidential. Over many years we have held most of you up in prayer, your families and your friends AND we have witnessed many positive answers, many times. Elisabeth Grant, Doug Duke, Sheila MacDonald, Susan Kopulos, Katherine McCloskey and me.

NOTE: As you might have heard by now, the Federal Government has given approval for sponsored refugees to travel to Canada. After we have proven sponsorship Hasan and his family will be free to come. It could be six days, six weeks or six months, but it’s happening.

MORE CLEVER WORDS:

PRIMATE - remove your spouse from in front of the TV

RELIEF - what trees do in the spring

RUBBERNECK - what you do to relax your wife

SELFISH - What the owner of a seafood store does

SUDAFED - brought litigation against a government official.

PARADIGMS - 20 cents

If I’m to have anything to tell today Lord, let me pause and listen……

Have a good week - stay safe, we need each other. MB

SUNDAY, AUGUST 2nd, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULES: The Well Church in Mississauga, started with a group of only 13 people. They were drawn together by their deep love of Jesus and a desire to share that love with others. Inspired by a vision to become a welcoming space for second-generation immigrants, they developed a style of evangelism and worship that spoke to those they desired to reach. Since the congregation started worshipping together three years ago, their community has grown and has become a home for many young people who had strayed from the church. Please pray for the Well Church and the many other churches in The Presbyterian Church in Canada that are making space for a new generation of believers.

MONDAY, AUGUST 3rd, 2020 - Theology on Tap gathers on Mondays, but as this is a holiday I am not sure if they are tonight. The book they are discussing is Acts of Faith by Eboo Patel.

AGING - Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn’t do much for women, although we do have an advantage - makeup! Bette Davis

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 5th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group continues to gather at 9:30. If you have any concerns, contact any one of us, everything we discuss is absolutely confidential. Over many years we have held most of you up in prayer, your families and your friends AND we have witnessed many positive answers, many times. Elisabeth Grant, Doug Duke, Sheila MacDonald, Susan Kopulos, Katherine McCloskey and me.

NOTE: As you might have heard by now, the Federal Government has given approval for sponsored refugees to travel to Canada. After we have proven sponsorship Hasan and his family will be free to come. It could be six days, six weeks or six months, but it’s happening.

MORE CLEVER WORDS:

ECLIPSE - What an English barber does for a living.

LEFT BANK - What bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.

HEROES - What a man in a boat does

PARASITES - What you see from the Eiffel Tower

PARADOX - Two physicians

PHARMACIST - A helper on a farm

POLARIZE - What penguins see through

Practice the Pause: When in doubt, pause. When angry, pause. When tired, pause. When stressed, pause. AND when you pause, pray.

Have a good week - stay safe, we need each other. MB

FRIDAY, JULY 24th, 2020 - “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.” Harry S. Truman

SUNDAY, JULY 26th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading ……

So, to join us at 9:45 – see your Tidbits Email or contact office@beacheschurch.org for instructions.

MISSION CAPSULE: Presbyterian World Service & Development (PWS&D) helps ensure that countries affected by natural disasters have access to proper sanitation. In South Sudan, continuous rainfall that caused massive floods washed away homes and food supplies of hundreds of thousands of people. Waterways and latrines were also destroyed. Without proper sanitation, the chance of contracting deadly diseases like cholera and typhoid are much higher. With PWS&D’s support, 9000 men and women are accessing clean water and adequate sanitation. Hygiene kits are distributed to families, along with training on improved hygiene practices. Ensuring cleanliness and sanitation is vital to keep communities as healthy as possible while allowing them to continue to thrive

MONDAY, JULY 27th, 2020 - Theology on Tap regroups at 7:00 – our new book is Acts of Faith by Eboo Patel. We have not been able to find this book in the Toronto Public Library, however, paperback versions are available through the major online book stores and used copies are available through ABEbooks online. We gather via zoom, call M.J. or Erin for information.

GOOD NEWS: The Federal Government is now allowing sponsored refugees to travel to Canada. Once the details are in place, Hasan and his family will be free to arrive. This could be six days, six weeks or six months, but it is looking good.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 29TH, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30 –

SOME CLEVER WORDS:

ARBITRAITOR - A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s

BERNADETTE - The act of torching a mortgage

BURGLARIZE - What a crook sees through

AVOIDABLE - What a bullfighter tries to do

EYEDROPPER - clumsy ophthalmologist

CONTROL - a short, ugly inmate

COUNTERFEITER - workers who put together kitchen cabinets

PRAYER - O Holy One, speak to me and help me to listen and, if what I hear is silence, let it quiet me, let it touch my need, let it enlarge my wonder.

Have a good week - MB

FRIDAY, JULY 17th, 2020 - “It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.” Mark Twain

SUNDAY, JULY 19th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading ……

So, to join us at 9:45 – see your Tidbits Email or contact office@beacheschurch.org for instructions.

Find your local number: https://7202web.zoom.us/u/kdHMqG7xw3

MONDAY, JULY 20th, 2020 - Theology on Tap will not meet again until July 27th, 2020 …… we have chosen Acts of Faith by Eboo Patel as our next book.

WEDNESDAY, July 22nd, 2020 -- Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30 – if you have any prayer concerns contact one of us; Any requests are kept in strictest confidence. Doug Duke; Elisabeth Grant; Susan Kopulos; Sheila McDonald and me.

MORE DUMB QUESTIONS:

Are there phones in Banff?

So, it’s eight kilometers away … is that in miles?

We’re on the decibel system, you know.

Is that two kilometers by foot or by car?

Where do you put the animals at night?

Tourist: “How do you get your lakes so blue?” Park Staff: “We take the water out in the winter and paint the bottom.” Tourist” “Oh!”

PRAYER: Living God, come aside and rest with me. Help me to stop griping, groaning, gaping around. Help me to see…….

Have a good week – stay safe. MB

THURSDAY, JULY 9th, 2020 - I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart while they’ve never even seen one of his paintings!!

SUNDAY, JULY 12th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading, we will celebrate communion.

So, to join us at 9:45 – see your Tidbits Email or contact office@beacheschurch.org for instructions.

MISSION CAPSULES: Camps and conference centres have been an important part of the Presbyterian Church in Canada for many years, providing vital ministry outreach to all ages. For adults, conference centres create “sacred spaces” for retreat, leadership development, education, missionary training, vocational discernment and so much more. For children and youth, a summer camp experience can help them to grow spiritually, socially and physically in a fun-filled and safe place of adventure and challenge. Camps play an important role in faith formation for children who would not otherwise have an opportunity to learn about Christ’s love. Please pray for PCC camps and conference centres so that they many continue to provide vital life-giving outreach for many years to come. (Note: Obviously written prior to Covid 19) …

MONDAY, JULY 13th, 2020 - Theology on Tap will not be meeting again until July 27th. The new book is Acts of Faith by Eboo Patel. You can find electronic versions through the larger e-reader companies. Used copies are available through ABEbooks online.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 15th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather this morning.

MORE DUMBEST QUESTIONS ASKED BY BANFF PARK TOURISTS

Do you have a map of the State of Jasper?

Is this the part of Canada that speaks French, or is that Saskatchewan?

If I go to B.C., do I have to go through Ontario?

Which is the way to the Columbia Ricefields?

How far is Banff from Canada?

What’s the best way to see Canada in a day?

Do they search you at the B.C. border?

When we enter B.C. do we have to convert our money to British pounds?

Where can I buy a raccoon hat? ALL Canadians own one, don’t they?

So it’s eight kilometers away … is that in miles?

Have a good week – stay cool & safe MB

FRIDAY, JULY 3rd, 2020 - If the last few weeks have taught us anything – it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet……

SUNDAY, JULY 5TH, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

SUNDAY, JUNE 28th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship, from wherever you are. Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

So, to join us at 9:45 – see your Tidbits Email or contact office@beacheschurch.org for instructions.

MISSION CAPSULES: Presbyterians across Canada share in the mission and ministry of the Presbyterian Church in Canada through gifts to Presbyterians Sharing. These gifts equip congregations, ministries and presbyteries; create and support new faith communities; embrace local, national and international mission, engage in healing and reconciliation, live out God’s call to justice; support biblical and theological reflection and dialogue; encourage and empower children and youth – and so much more! All of this is made possible by gifts to Presbyterians Sharing. When we work together, we can accomplish far more than we ever could individually. Together we can make a difference.

MONDAY, JULY 6th, 2020 - Theology on Tap meets via Zoom. To join the discussion contact M.J. or Erin.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 8th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group continues to meet from our homes – if you are in need of prayer and support contact one of us. Everything we discuss is kept in strictest confidence. Doug Duke; Elisabeth Grant; Susan Kopulos; Sheila MacDonald and me …

DUMBEST QUESTIONS ASKED BY BANFF PARK TOURISTS……..

How do the elk know they are supposed to cross at the “Elk Crossing” signs?

At what elevation does an elk become a moose?

Tourist: How do you pronounce Elk? >br /> Park Information Staff: Elk

Tourist: Oh

Are the bears with collars tame?

Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose?

Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should I store it in my tent?

I saw an animal on the way to Banff today – could you tell me what it was?

Where can I find Alpine Flamingos?

Are there birds in Canada?

Did I miss the turnoff for Canada?

Where does Alberta end and Canada begin?

Have a good week – stay safe. MB

FRIDAY, JUNE 26th, 2020 - “The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.”

Charles Bukowski ……..

SUNDAY, JUNE 28th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship, from wherever you are. Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

So, to join us at 9:45 – see your Tidbits Email or contact office@beacheschurch.org for instructions.

MISSION CAPSULE: When Dr. Nicholaus and Becky Bauman left Canada in 2017 for two years in Nepal, they were reviving direct connections with people after 20 years. The partnership between The Presbyterian Church in Canada and the United Mission to Nepal began in 1974, and the last mission internship was in 2000. God’s mission in the world includes people who share their professional skills while learning about life and faith from co-workers and neighbours. The motto of Tansen Mission Hospital is “We Serve, God Heals.” Nepal is very poor, and Becky soon became involved in Tansen’s New Life Psychiatric Rehabilitation Centre, which cares for abandoned people with mental health issues. In January 2020, Becky and two of her children returned to Tansen to celebrate the Prayer Dedication of the new Centre, which received support from Presbyterians Sharing … Although Becky lives in Canada, her deep commitment and partnership will continue. Praise God!

MONDAY, JUNE 29th, 2020 - Theology on Tap continues to meet and discuss. To join contact Erin or M.J. for information.

TUESDAY, JUNE 30th, 2020 - Klaas, Mary Beth, Emma and Jacob are due to return home to Toronto today. Pray that things work to their benefit as they go to the airport.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 31st, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group continues to gather. If you have any concerns and require prayer contact any one of us.

Katherine, Elisabeth, Susan, Doug, or myself

NOTES ON BUREAUCRACY:

Any change is resisted because bureaucrats have a vested interest in the chaos in which they exist. Richard M. Nixon

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Laurence J. Peter

A recent government publication on the marketing of cabbage contains, according to one report, 26,941 words. It is noteworthy in this regard that the Gettysburg Address contains a mere 279 words and the Lord’s Prayer comprises but 67. Norman R. Augustine

The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escapes all responsibility. Brooks Atkinson

The longer the title the less important the job. George McGovern

Most project start out slowly and then sort of taper off. Norman R. Augustine

Have a good week - stay safe MB

FRIDAY, JUNE 12th, 2020 - I have been in so long I am starting to miss people I don’t like!

SUNDAY, JUNE 14th, 2020 - Join us via the Zoom link or by regular phone for morning worship. Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. We will celebrate communion.
So, to join us at 9:45 – see your Tidbits Email or contact office@beacheschurch.org for instructions.

MISSION CAPSULES: Kenora Fellowship Centre is one of nine indigenous ministries supported by generous gifts made to Presbyterians Sharing … Known in the community as “Anamiewigummig”, meaning House of Prayer in the Ojibway language, the drop-in centre offers basic essential services such as food, shelter, showers, clothing, laundry and transportation, in addition to offering skills training courses and health and wellness programs. Even more, the centre offers a place of hope, encouragement and safety for those who come through its doors, many of whom are displaced, living in poverty or struggling with addiction and mental health issues. Please pray that this ministry would continue to be a light in the community and a safe space where people can find the healing love of Christ.

MONDAY, JUNE 15th, 2020 - Theology on Tap continues to gather on Zoom at 7:00 – for information to log on call M.J. or Erin

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 16th, 2020 - Prayer group continue to meet – any prayer requests you might have please contact any of us. Douge, Elisabeth, Sheila, Susan, Katherine or me.

MORE NEWSPAPER REPORTING…….

Cold wave linked to Temperatures …..

Enfield (London) couple slain, Police suspect homicide

Red Tape holds up new bridges

Man struck by lightning: Faces Battery charge

New study of obesity looks for larger test group

Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft

Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors

Typhoon rips through cemetery, hundreds dead!!

Have a good week – stay home, stay safe MB

FRIDAY, JUNE 5th, 2020 - Well, it’s been quite the week!!

SUNDAY, JUNE 7th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 9:45 from your couch, with your morning coffee etc. Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

So, to join us at 9:45 – see your Tidbits Email or contact office@beacheschurch.org for instructions.

MONDAY, JUNE 8th, 2020 - Theology on Tap will gather this evening. To join the discussion by Zoom contact Erin or M.J. for information.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 10th, 2020 - Prayer group gather at 9:30

BAD REPORTING:

Something went wrong in Jet crash, expert says …

Man kills self before shooting wife and daughter …..

Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over …..

Miners refuse to work after death ….

Juvenile court to try shooting defendant …..

War dims hope for peace …

If strike isn’t settled quickly, it may last awhile ….

Have a good week, let’s pray for a better one. MB

THURSDAY, MAY 28th, 2020 - I came across a photo of a 1913 Kew Beach Presbyterian Sunday School picnic – this week. Interesting. That church became Kew Beach United and the Presbyterian part became Beaches.

SUNDAY, MAY 31st, 2020 - Join us for our Pentacost Service at 9:45 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. In Acts 2, seventy people gathered to celebrate Pentecost. They experienced the presence of God’s Spirit both in them and around them in three different ways. They heard and felt the wind. They saw and felt the touch of what looked like tongues of fire, that rested on everyone who was there and then they were able to speak in a number of different languages as prompted by the Spirit. Pentecost is a time when we remember how God’s Spirit was able to fill that room and every person there. We celebrate the power of God to be present within us and within Beaches church. It is something that Worship and Arts are inviting us to do this year even though we will not all be together in the same place. During Church and during the coffee time we can show off our Pentacost fashion choices. I will be wearing red, which is a Spirit colour and also one of the colours that is found in fire. There will be a time of sharing at the beginning of worship during which I will talk about the fact that although we cannot see the wind, we can see the power of the wind when it is blowing. Please think about how you experience Spirit in your own life and bring that with you to share on Sunday. Some people might bring an instrument or music to talk about or share. Someone else might bring bubbles to blow or a wind chime or streamers to wave as the spirit moves them too. All of this can be talked about when we break for coffee. Because Pentecost celebrates the birthday of the church, please bring a bit of birthday cake or a cup cake or a favourite party snack to enjoy at our Beaches after church coffee hour. Katherine.

So, to join us at 9:45 – see your Tidbits Email or contact office@beacheschurch.org for instructions.
Good luck – see you there.

MISSION CAPSULES: Polio left 20 year old Kafietula and his 10 year old sister Shohita unable to walk. One day, arson and killings in their neighbourhood forced these Rohingya children to flee their home. For a week, Kafietula’s family members carried him and his sister until they reached safety in Bangladesh. There are many families like Kafietula’s who after brutal journeys are far away from home and without food or proper shelter. Working with partners at Canadian Foodgrains Bank, PWS&D is providing food to help them stay healthy, many Rohingya people can begin to dream again. “Shohita is able to go to school and is learning English. She has a dream of being a teacher and wants to help others.”

MONDAY, JUNE 1st, 2020 - Theology on Tap with gather via Zoom – to get details of how to connect contact Erin or M.J.

MORE PARAPROSDOKIANS:

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of an emergency, notify …” I answered “a doctor.”

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit, the target.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

I’m supposed to respect my elders but it’s getting harder for me to find someone older than me!!

Have a good week – stay safe. MB

THURSDAY, MAY 21st, 2020 - If you are tired of being isolated and wearing masks, think about it, the Virus isn’t tired.

SUNDAY, MAY 24th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 with your morning coffee and your cat – you can join in by phone by calling 647-556-1123 OR on your computer uberconference.com\jda2602.

MISSION CAPSULE: Are you interested in learning about digital giving? Church renewal? Sharing your congregation’s story in inspiring ways? Moving forward with your church’s vision? The PCC’s webinars provide online learning opportunities that equip congregations on topics relating to leadership, renewal and stewardship. Recorded and posted online for viewing at any time, each webinar is free, made possible by gifts to Presbyterians Sharing …
It’s easy to register and participate. To find out about upcoming webinars, visit Presbyterian.ca/webinars.

MONDAY, MAY 25th, 2020 - THEOLOGY ON TAP - From M.J.Perry - We will gather next Monday to begin discussing John Knox by Jane Dawson. I would suggest we read and be ready to discuss Chapters 1 – 5. The few of you with whom I’ve had conversations have said you have found it interesting and so I hope that will translate into a good discussion.

I have learned that the Rev. Dr. Otis Moss III, of Trinity United Church in Chicago, preached on “The Cross and the Lynching Tree” this past week. I am embedding the link because I thought you might be interested in watching it for a number of reasons. First, we read the book. Second, he preached this sermon within the context of the death of Ahmaud Arbery. Given that Cone believed that lynchings still occur, just by another name, it may be of interest to see how Moss uses Cone’s history and theological development in relation to this event. Third, this is the church home of the Obamas and where the Rev. Dr. Jeremiah Wright was the senior pastor prior to Moss. You may remember it in the news in 2008-9. It has a strong, strong history of civil rights, social justice, outreach and education. I look forward to seeing you all on Monday. Stay safe. M.J.

TUESDAY, MAY 26th, 2020 - If you would like to participate in the virtual coffee hour at 10:00 please let Sue Lyon know. Lyonmail100@gmail.com
We are all missing each other, but hopefully if you join in the group we can at least see each other on a Zoom call.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 27th, 2020 - Prayer Group meets at 9:30.

STUFF:

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous. (I have included these before but they are worth another look, I think)

Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you …. but it’s still on my list.

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong..

We never really grow up – we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

Knowledge, is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Have a good week. Stay safe. MB

FRIDAY, MAY 15th, 2020 - “You do not need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice!”

MISSION CAPSULE: Due to the loss of his leg from an infection at the age of thirteen, Halidu Dayuma thought he would never be financially stable. Some simple pieces of thread and the caring support of Garu Community Based Rehabilitation Centre in Ghana changed everything. At this PWS&D supported centre, which is committed to improving the quality of life for people with disabilities. Halidu learned cloth weaving and dressmaking so that he could make an income. Inspired by his studies with skilled coaches, Halidu is now paying it forward by training more than 40 apprentices to continue the work he loves. In gratitude, Halidu reflected, “I am who I am today because of your generous work and love.”

MONDAY, MAY 18th, 2020 - VICTORIA DAY – Theology on Tap finished reading Misguided Love by Charles Fensham this past Monday. We were also fortunate to have the author join us for our discussion. We are following our traditional schedule of taking the long weekend Monday off and will reconvene on May 25th. The book we will be studying this time is John Knox by Jane Dawson. It is available from Indigo. It is also available from ABE’s books and there are two copies in the Toronto Public Library System. If you are interested in joining us please contact either M.J. or Erin and we will send you the virtual address.

NOTE: Anyone who would like to participate in a discussion group to deal with all that Covid 19 have brought to us, we are offering a virtual group so we can share our stories. Some points of discussion could be: What are your biggest challenges? What resources are you using that you would like to share? What are your biggest worries? What is helping your mental health to stay strong?

We are offering a meeting time once a week on alternate weeks during the day and in the evening. Would Tuesday at 10:00 am and Tuesday at 7:00 be a convenient time? We will be using Zoom as a platform to meet. Sue Lyon would set up the meeting and send you an email invitation. Please email katherinejonah@hotmail.com and let us know if you would like to participate.

MORE:

There was a toilet paper museum in Wisconsin, The Madison Museum of Bathroom Tissue, but it closed in 2000. The museum once had over 3000 rolls of TP from places all over the world, including The Guggenheim, Ellis Island and Graceland.

There is still a virtual toilet paper museum called Nobody’s Perfect.

The Pentagon uses, on average, 666 rolls of toilet paper per day.

The most expensive toilet paper in the world is the Portuguese brand, Renova. Renova is three-ply, perfumed, costs $3:00 per roll and comes in several colours including black, red, blue and green.

70-75% of the world still does not use toilet paper because it is too expensive or there is not sufficient plumbing.

In many Western European countries, bidets are seen as more effective and preferable to toilet paper.

In 1996, President Clinton passed a Toilet Paper Tax of 6 cents per roll which is still in effect today.

Global toilet paper demand uses nearly 30,000 trees every day!! That’s 10 million trees a year.

Have a good week, stay safe, stay home ……………MB

THURSDAY, MAY 7th, 2020 - “If ever there is a tomorrow, when we’re not together. There is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we are apart, I’ll always be with you.”
Winnie the Pooh ….

SUNDAY, MAY 10th, 2020 - Happy Mother’s Day - Join us for morning worship from your couch, with your morning coffee. Dial 647-556-1123 OR Uberconference.com/jda2602.

MISSION CAPSULE: Globally, human trafficking is the third largest organized crime after drugs and the arms trade. Fighting human trafficking is one of the mission priorities of the Caribbean and North America Council for Mission (CANACOM). A fellowship of `14 denominations, CANACOM fosters partnership in mission among churches in the Caribbean and North America through sharing of resources, accompaniment and empowerment. In 2016, ARISE Ministry received a grant from CANACOM for its work in empowering women to break free from human trafficking. ARISE’s Executive Director, the Rev. Deb Stanbury, currently serves as the PCC’s representative on the council. By participating in the meetings, Deb is our living link with our partner churches and organizations in the Caribbean. Both ARISE and CANACOM receive support from Presbyterians Sharing.

MONDAY, MAY 11th, 2020 - Theology on Tap continues to gather via Zoom at 7:00. The current book is Misguided Love by Charles Fensham of Knox College. For the sign-in information contact M.J.

NOTE: As we continue to be isolated and deal with all that COVID-19 has brought into our lives, we are offering a virtual group so we can share our ups and downs. We are offering a meeting time once a week on alternate weeks during the day and in the evening. Would Tuesday at 10:00 am and Tuesday at 7:00 pm be a convenient time?

Some points of discussion could be: What brings you hope? What resources are you using that you would like to share? What are your biggest challenges? What coping strategies are you using to get through this time? What is helping your mental health to stay strong? What are your biggest worries?

We will be using Zoom as a platform to meet. Sue Lyon would set up the meeting and send you an email invitation. Please email katherinejonah@hotmail.com and let us know if you would like to participate.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 13th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group meet at 9:30 via teleconference. If you have any concerns or prayer requests please contact Katherine or one of us. Everything is kept in strictest confidence. Doug Duke, Elisabeth Grant, Sheila MacDonald, Susan Kopulos and myself.

TOILET PAPER…..

The first recorded use of toilet paper was in 6th Century China.

By the 14th Century, the Chinese government was mass-producing it.

Packaged toilet paper wasn’t sold in the United States until 1857.

Joseph Gayety, the man who introduced packaged Toilet Paper to the U.S. had his name printed on every sheet.

Coloured toilet paper was popular in the U.S. until the 1940’s.

Seven percent of Americans admit to stealing rolls of toilet paper from hotels.

On the International Space Station, they still use regular toilet paper, but it has to be sealed in special containers and compressed.

During Desert Storm, the U.S. Army used toilet paper to camouflage their tanks.

In 1973, Johnny Carson caused a toilet paper shortage. He said, as a joke, that there was a shortage, which there wasn’t, until everyone believed him and ran out to buy up the supply. It took three weeks for some stores to get more stock.

More later.

Have a good week – stay safe. MB

THURSDAY, APRIL 30th, 2020 - During this time that we are living through I have discovered Richard Wagamese, an Ojibway author. So far I have read four of his books and have been moved by each of them. This is a quote from One Native Life - - “There is a song that is Canada. You can hear it in the bush and tree and rock, in the crash of a Pacific surf and the blowing of the breeze across a prairie sky. There are ancient notes in its chorus, voices sprung from Metis roots, Ojibway, Cree, Micmac and then French, German, Scottish and English. It’s a magnificent cacophony.

I have learned that to love this country means to love its people. All of them. When we say “all my relations” it’s meant in a teaching way, to rekindle community. We are part of the great, grand order of humanity, and we need each other.

It wouldn’t Canada with one voice less.” Amen to that …

SUNDAY, MAY 3rd, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10.00 from the comfort of your couch. Call 647-556-1123 OR uberconference.com/jda2602

MISSION CAPSULE: When the war in Syria intensified in 2012, many families were driven from their homes. The bombing of Garib’s family apartment left him clutching his two-day old son as they ran “a race for their lives.” In his family’s new home in Lebanon, employers are hesitant to hire refugees, so every day is a struggle. Garib’s family misses the things that made Syria home: “My four year old remembers that he used to have a bicycle back in Syria. That’s not an option for him here.” Through a PWS&D supported program, Garib, his wife and children and his extended family are able to access food vouchers, milk and diapers as well as psychosocial care. Grateful for the support they receive, Garib said, “I think the church does this because Christianity is love.”

MONDAY, MAY 4th, 2020 - Theology on Tap continue to gather at 7:00 by Zoom. Misguided Love by Charles Fensham of Knox College is the current book.
For sign-in information contact M.J.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 6th, 2020 - Beaches Prayer Group continue to gather by conference call. If you have any requests for prayer please contact one of us. What we do is important and totally confidential. Doug, Sheila, Elisabeth, Susan, Katherine and myself.

MORE:

Medical Term – Recovery Room -- Definition – place to do upholstery

Medical Term - Secretion -- Definition – Hiding something

Medical Term – Seizure -- Definition – Roman Emperor

Medical Term – Tablet -- Definition – A small table

Medical Term – Terminal Illness -- Definition – Getting sick at the airport

Medical Term – Tumor -- Definition – Two plus one more

Medical Term – Urine -- Definition – Opposite of you’re out

Have a good week, stay home and stay safe. MB

THURSDAY, APRIL 23rd, 2020 - A bit of good news during this time of isolation. Janet Brewer who is President of Women’s Missionary Society, organized over 1300 takeout meals through a King Street restaurant which have been distributed to homeless and in-need folks over the past few weeks. Well done!!

SUNDAY, APRIL 26th, 2020 - Third Sunday of Easter - Join us, with your morning coffee in hand, at 10:00. Please participate by using one of these – Call 647-556-1123 or Uberconference.com/jda2602

MISSION CAPSULE: In summer of 2019, University Presbyterian Church in North York launched a new worshipping community for Spanish speakers. The ministry’s leader, Julio, started by connecting with members of his own Hispanic community who are not attending church. With a team from his church, Julio has begun establishing small discipleship groups and outreach initiatives, including taco nights and a soccer league for children. Please pray for University Presbyterian Church, Julio and leaders who are stepping out in faith to plan new ministries.

MONDAY, APRIL 27th, 2020 - 7:00 – Theology on Tap is currently reading Misguided Love by Charles Fensham of Knox College and are well into this book. To join the discussion contact M.J. for sign in information on Zoom.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 29th, 2020 - Prayer group are still gathering by telephone and we continue to pray for friends and family members. If you have any prayer requests contact one of us, all we do is very confidential. Elisabeth Grant; Doug Duke; Katherine McCloskey; Susan Kopulos; Sheila MacDonald and me.

Lord God, sleep the sleep with me,

Dream the dream with me,

Give me wisdom to perceive you,

Diligence to seek you,

Patience to wait for you,

Eyes to behold you,

A heart to meditate on you,

And a life to proclaim you,

Through the power of the Holy Spirit…..

MORE:

Medical Term - Labour Pain -- Definition – Getting hurt at work

Medical Term – Medical Staff -- Definition – A Doctor’s cane

Medical Term – Morbid -- Definition – A higher offer

Medical Term – Nitrates -- Definition – Rates of pay for working at night, normally more money than days.

Medical Term – Node -- Definition – I knew it!

Medical Term – Outpatient -- Definition – A person who has fainted

Medical Term – Post Operative -- Definition – A letter carrier

Have a good week and stay home. MB

FRIDAY, APRIL 17th, 2020 - During this “thing” we are all involved in, I amuse myself by cooking and eating. When this is over I will be fat with ankle length hair” Nice!

A big THANK YOU to all of you who have made direct deposits. It makes a huge difference.

SUNDAY, APRIL 19th, 2020 - Join us by using either of these. Uberconference.com/jda2602 - or - call 647 556 1123. Service will begin at 10:00

MISSION CAPSULE: Lucsius knows that when he cares for the earth he can take better care of his family. Having discovered conservation agriculture, soil care management and crop diversification through a PWS&D supported program, this Haitian farmer now grows a diverse range of food. The lugumes, cassava, cabbage, peppers, carrots, beans, potatoes and bananas help make his family’s meals both colourful and nutritious. Excited for his increased ability to provide for his family, Lucsius saved the profits from selling his vegetables to buy a pig, further improving his family’s food security. Reflecting on the support he received from PWS&D and other farmers in his community, Lucsius said, “it is possible to produce better food to be able to feed our families.

MONDAY, APRIL 20th, 2020 - Theology on Tap continues to gather for discussion. The current book is Misguided Love by Charles Fensham of Knox College. We gather at 7:00 by Zoom and will be discussing Chapters 2, 3 & 4. For the sign-in information contact M.J.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22nd, 2020 - Prayer group continues to gather by telephone connection – at 9:30 – if you have any concerns please feel free to contact one of us. Sheila MacDonald; Susan Kopulos; Doug Duke; Elisabeth Grant; Katherine McCloskey or myself. Everything you share with us is kept very confidential.

NOTE: During the time that the church is empty, please do not go there alone unless someone else knows you are there. This is a precaution in case something might happen………think about it.

MORE:

Medical term – Cauterize -- Definition - Made eye contact with her

Medical term – Colic -- Definition – a sheep dog

Medical term – Coma -- Definition - A punctuation mark

Medical term – Dilate -- Definition - To live long

Medical term – Enema -- Definition - not a friend

Medical term – Fibula -- Definition – A small lie

Have a good week – stay home - MB

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8th, 2020 - Yesterday afternoon some choir members from a local church turned up in the garden where I live and sang for about 40 mins. We all came out on our balconies – it was lovely. Added to those moments of grace were two robins and a cardinal who came and stayed for most of the singing….

THURSDAY, APRIL 9th, 2020 - Maundy Thursday service at 7:00 – join in by calling - 647-556-1123. I think we should all enjoy a bowl of soup, some fruit and bread to help us all remember other Maundy Thursday services. There will be communion – if you wish to participate please be ready with bread and wine or juice.

FRIDAY, APRIL 10th, 2020 - GOOD FRIDAY SERVICE at 10:00 –

SUNDAY, APRIL 12th, 2020 - EASTER SUNDAY SERVICE at 10:00 –

MISSION CAPSULE: The Synod of Saskatchewan receives a yearly Regional Resourcing Grant to hire staff who support and grow the province’s ministry and mission. Martha Fergusson, the Synod Youth Coordinator, coordinates Saskatchewan Presbyterian youth, participation in CY and summer Vacation Bible School programs across the province. Most churches have more children during VBS than they would have on a single Sunday during the school year. Martha said, “God is at work each day. The children often want to stay another week, the singing is wonderful and churches feel supported. Hopefully we leave an imprint of the gospel and hospitality in all we teach.”

MONDAY, APRIL 13th, 2020 - On Monday evening Theology on Tap finished reading its most recent book. After the regular conversation members discussed whether or not to continue meeting virtually. It was agreed that although we cannot wait until we can go back to The Beacher Café, virtually getting together and discussing a thought provoking book, even a bad one, is better than not getting together at all. The next book we are examining is Misguided Love by Charles Fensham of Knox College. Many of the group have already acquired it at its launch. Because the book is so recently published it is not yet available in libraries, AND our libraries are closed. It is however, available electronically and through book stores that are delivering at this time. Discussion of the book will begin April 13th at 7:00 by Zoom and we will discuss chapter one. For the sign-in information contact M.J.

MEDICAL STUFF:

Medical term - Artery: Definition - The study of paintings

Medical term – Bacteria: Definition - Back door to cafeteria

Medical term – Barium: Definition - What doctors do when patients die

Medical term – Benign: Definition - What you be after you be eight

Medical term – Caesarean Section: Definition – A neighborhood in Rome

Medical Term – Cat Scan: Definition – searching for kitty

Have a good week and stay home - MB

THURSDAY, APRIL 2nd, 2020 - “Apparently turning up at a bank wearing a mask is now ok”!!!

AND Thursday evening at 7:30 on Facebook Live – East End Ministries – a hymn sing from Eastminster United Church led by Hilary Donaldson.

SUNDAY, APRIL 5th, 2020 - PALM SUNDAY – You can join our morning service at 10:00 by using one of these: Uberconference.com/jda2602 – or – call 647-556-1123.

MISSION CAPSULE;

“We are reducing the death of moms and babies through education and support,” said Mary Samuel, reflecting on the work of the PWS&D supported Village Safe Motherhood Committee in her community. Part of PWS&D’s maternal and child health project in Malawi, these committees are volunteer groups of women and men who educate their peers on sexual and reproductive health issues. From equipping men and women to combat sexually transmitted diseases to encouraging women to seek proper medical care and nutrition support throughout their pregnancies, the committees are helping whole communities safeguard their health. “Since the project started, there are fewer maternal deaths in our community.”!

NOTE: Susan Kopulos is busy making masks for the Michael Garron Hospital – so – if you have any narrow elastic and/or white or light 100% cotton fabric (old sheets or pillowcases) and/or polyester fabric for the masks , we will be very grateful and will arrange for pickup.

HISTORY: In 1954 Nash became part of the American Motors Corporation and the assembly of the Ambassador and Rambler models were built at the Danforth Avenue factory until 1957, when the plant was closed. Five years later Eatons open a store in the former car plant – Shoppers World at Victoria Park and Danforth.

STAY SAFE EVERYONE AND STAY HOME –

MB

THURSDAY, MARCH 26th, 2020 - Off the top!

Given the continuing situation with COVID-19, Session has decided that the suspension of worship at Beaches will continue beyond the end of March. We will re-evaluate the situation as and when more information and guidance becomes available. Our first “virtual” service will be this Sunday, March 29th. Details will be available later.

NOTE: Several people have dropped off their weekly offering to the church – this is so appreciated. If you are not on PAR and think this might be the time to join that system, contact Sheila MacDonald.

MONDAY, MARCH 30th, 2020 - Last Monday we had our first Theology on Tap on line. We were few in number and did not go as long as usual for a variety of reasons, but we enjoyed it. We will continue this approach until we have at least finished our current book Secular Scripture by Northrop Frye. One of the problems with our current book is that we all love it and there is no disagreement among us. Next week if you are joining us we will be on Chapter four.

At the last get together we will decide whether or not to continue with our next book. We have already chosen to read Misguided Love by Charles Fensham. If we continue and you are thinking you would like to join the discussion but don’t own the book it is available electronically. Here is the technical information you need.

1. We are using the Zoom platform

2. You will need a computer or a tablet with a microphone and if you wish to see our smiling faces, a camera.

3. You will need to register.

4. If you wish to join, contact Erin or M.J. and you will be sent an email with specific registration instructions.

Something to think about ……

There is a chapel in the Hadassah hospital in Jerusalem with windows in its domed ceiling to remind people that all prayers ought to be directed heavenward. More profound than this is the fact that the floor is sunken beneath the windows and that it is here that the pulpit has been placed. The chapel was built this way because the people who designed it believe that all prayer should be offered “out of the depths”

In keeping with this is the fact that one of this week’s Lenten Readings is Psalm 130:

From the depths of my despair I call to you Lord,

Hear my cry, O Lord,

Listen to my call for help!

If you keep a record of our sins,

Who could escape being condemned?

But you forgive us

So that we should stand in awe of you.

I wait eagerly for the Lord’s help

And in his word I trust

I wait for the Lord

More eagerly than sentries wait for the dawn

Israel, trust in the Lord

Because his love is constant

And he is always willing to save

He will save his people Israel from all their sins.

Have a good week – be safe and stay home! MB

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 18th, 2020 - Watched a beautiful sunrise this morning – encouraging. The Sun WILL come up tomorrow, as the song says, well maybe not tomorrow as they are calling for rain. Take care people.

I am not posting news from the community as most things are cancelled.

Communication Concerning Suspension of Worship at Beaches Presbyterian Church.

It is with sadness that we are suspending Worship services here at Beaches Presbyterian Church until the end of March following the advice of the local and federal authorities. We do this out of care and concern for our community. We will continue to monitor the situation and review whether this suspension needs to be extended.

We are currently evaluating alternatives that we can provide in the interim and will advise once the details are finalised. Our prayers are with our community, health professionals, support workers, those keeping our stores open and stocked, those keeping our infrastructure working and all those in authority as they seek to find ways to mitigate this pandemic. Please take all precautions as recommended by our health authorities. We can be reached by e-mail at office@beacheschurch.org.

The Session of Beaches Presbyterian Church

FRIDAY, MARCH 13th, 2020 - Lenten Movie Night – 7:30 – tonight will be part one of The Two Popes. Join us for a good film and discussion.

SUNDAY, MARCH 15th, 2020 - Third Sunday in Lent - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. M.J.Perry leading

Following worship there will be a meeting of the Refugee Committee to discuss all the things that we need to do to get ready for Hassan and his family, both before and after they arrive on April 8th.

MISSION CAPSULES: Shaun MacDonald was inspired to be an instrument of God’s peace by the prayer of St. Francis. He decided to put that into action by serving as an Ecumenical Accompanier in Hebron, Palestine. From October 2019 to January 2020 Shaun provided a protective presence, monitored human rights violations, and supported local peace and human rights groups as he witnessed life under occupation. Most importantly, he visited Palestinian families and shop keepers to learn their stories so he could share them with Canadians upon his return. The World Council of Churches created the Ecumenical Accompaniment Program in Palestine and Israel in 2002. Since then, over 1800 accompaniers from 22 countries have participated. Gifts to Presbyterians Sharing … support this important ministry.

MONDAY, MARCH 16th, 2020 - Theology on Tap meets at the Beacher Café at 7:00 –

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 18th, 2020 - Lenten Meditations at St. Andrews King Street – 12:15 – The Rev. Glynis Williams, Associate Secretary of International Ministries – “Buying Property in the Midst of a War?”

THURSDAY, MARCH 19th, 2020 - Boarding Homes meets from 6:00 – 7:30

STUFF:

There are over 7500 varieties of apples in the world and it would take you 20 years to try them all if you had one each day.

Popsicles were invented by an 11 year old in 1905.

Peanuts are not nuts. They grow in the ground and so are considered lugumes.

Have a good week - MB

THURSDAY, MARCH 5th, 2020 - DAYLIGHT SAVINGS – TURN YOUR CLOCKS AHEAD ONE HOUR ON SATURDAY NIGHT….

FRIDAY, MARCH 6th, 2020 - Lenten Movie Series begins – 7:30 in the sanctuary – “Jesus of Montreal”

SATURDAY, MARCH 7th, 2020 - Jazz & Reflections at Beach United – 4:30 – 5:15 – featuring The Heather Bambrick Trio ….

AND – The Knitting Pilgrim – Stitched Glass at Beach United at 8:00 – a one act play by Kirk Dunn. Tickets $20.00 - If you have not seen this, it is well worth the price of admission.

SUNDAY, MARCH 8th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. We will celebrate communion.

MISSION CAPSULE: In India, many girls miss school each month because they do not have the supplies or facilities they need during menstruation. Unsanitary practices put them and their communities at risk. PWS&D supported community mobilizers are helping girls in India stay in school by educating them about personal and menstrual hygiene. Rima Kumari, a 14 years old girl from Nandlali village spent time with a community mobilizer. She received sustainable, reusable sanitary napkins and learned about personal hygiene practices. Now, with the supplies she needs, Rima can embrace the joy of uninterrupted learning..

MONDAY, MARCH 9th, 2020 - Theology on Tap meets at 7:00 at the Beacher Café.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 11th, 2020 - Lenten Meditations at St. Andrew’s King Street. Ms. Jennifer deCombe, Associate Secretary of Canadian Ministries – “Unexpected Invitations”. Meditations at 12:15 – light refreshments to follow.

HASSAN AND FAMILY – we need – a dining table, a kettle, cooking utensils, pillow cases, double bed sheets, futon mattress, tea towels, oven mitts and I think a toaster. So far, we have been promised a set of dishes, a set of knives, cutlery and a 4 x 6 rug. Please keep in mind we have no place to store anything.

When Peter and I did inventory, we found twin bed sheets and towels that have been in a bag for the past several years, they will need to be laundered.

They will be arriving within the next 8 weeks and we will be given 10 days notice.

STUFF

Betty White is older than sliced bread.

Yams and sweet potatoes are not the same thing.

Chocolate milk was invented in Ireland.

Carrots were originally purple.

Ketchup used to be sold as medicine.

Avocados, watermelon and bananas are classified as berries but strawberries are not.

Coconuts kill more people than sharks every year – so do cows.

Have a good week - MB

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 25th, 2020 - SHROVE TUESDAY – Beginning of Lent

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 26th, 2020 - 7:30 – Ash Wednesday service of reflection, meditation and prayers.

SUNDAY, MARCH 1st, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – this will be one of our Jazz services with Julian Anderson Bowes and his group.

SUNDAY, MARCH 1st, 2020 - 3:00 – St. Anne’s Anglican Church, 270 Gladstone Avenue, Toronto Beach Chorale present Carmina Burana, featuring TorQ Percussion Quartet and two Pianos. Experience Carl Orff’s towering masterpiece – probably the most frequently performed choral work of the 21st century. Tickets $25.00 from a choir member ($30:00 at the door) cash only please

MISSION CAPSULE: West Toronto’s St. Andrew’s Islington Presbyterian Church has begun a new missional experiment called Intersection that seeks to reach out to people living in their community. This ministry invites people who have never been to church and may not feel comfortable stepping inside a church building to experience worship in a way that is more comfortable for them. The church is introducing neighbours to Christ by hosting events in everyday places such a retail spaces and condo party rooms. They hope to bless their neighbours by offering ESL meet ups, a senior’s drop in café, divorce care groups and parenting support programs.

MONDAY, March 2nd, 2020 - Theology on Tap will gather at the Beacher at 7:00

BITS:

The trouble with life is there is no background music.

I smile because I don’t know what the heck is going on.

You are just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Have a good week. MB

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 20th, 2020 - I learned this week that life in “The Beach” was a little different in the beginning. The 100 steps at the foot of Fallingbrook were built to allow people to reach the Dance Pavillion that was right on the beach. In the early days – 1890’s – the Toronto Railway installed streetcar tracks along Queen to Balsam for summer use only. People who lived in the Beach and worked downtown, on dark winter mornings had to walk to Woodbine to catch a streetcar and they carried lanterns, which they left in a shack at Woodbine & Queen and on their return trip would pick up their lantern for the walk home…..

THURSDAY AND FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20th & 21st, 2020 - At the Rex – JabFung – George Garzone, Anthony Fung and Julian Anderson Bowes …

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 22nd, 2020 - Toronto Beaches Children’s and Youth Chorus and the Toronto Welsh Male Voice Choir Concert at Kingston Road United Church – 7:00 – varied music from simple folk to music spanning the globe.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 23RD, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 23rd, 2020 - Lisa Fox along with Dianne Davis present a collaborative installation – “Plastic Dreams, Broken Promises” at the Cedar Ridge Creative Center on Confederation Drive, west of Scarborough Golf Club Road. The installation speaks to our wasteful culture. Reception from 1:00 – 3:00 …

MISSION CAPSULES: Samsam, a mother of five, lives in a community in Somalia where access to food is a consistent struggle and many people are malnourished. Samsam jumped at the opportunity to join a PWS&D supported program to learn about nutrition for infants and young children. Through this program, she discovered a simple trick for determining whether a child or mother is malnourished; taking a measurement near the top of their arm. Now, by helping community members screen for malnutrition, Samsam is making sure that people in her village are receiving the care that they need. This program demonstrates the multiplying effect of enabling communities to help themselves. With 1,540 people trained on how to measure malnutrition in this way, over 15,000 children and 5,000 women have been screened so far.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 26th, 2020 – 7:30 - Beginning of Lent – Ash Wednesday service – a time of reflection, meditation and prayers …

UPDATE ON THE ARRIVAL OF HASSAN AND HIS FAMILY - we have just learned that they will be arriving in 4 – 6 weeks time and we will be given ten days notice. Since last Tid Bits we have been promised two sets of dishes; a set of cutlery; a set of pots & pans and a set of cooking knives.

We still need double bed sheets, pillow cases, tea towels, a kettle, a futon mattress, beds and a dining room table. Keep in mind we have no storage facilities. However, if you could let Peter McKinnon or myself know if you can provide any of these items it would be appreciated. When we did our inventory we found single bed sheets and several sets of towels that have been stored for all this time and will need to be laundered.

Have a good week - MB

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 13th, 2020 - “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing.” Voltaire

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 16th, 2020 - The Leslieville Flea at The Distillery District Fermenting Cellar – 10:00 – 5:00 – 50+ vendors selling vintage, salvaged, upcycled goods, furniture, antiques, collectibles.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 16th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: This July, hundreds of youth, young adults and leaders will gather for five days of soulsatisfying worship at Canada Youth. They will enjoy unique expressions of faith in both large and small groups, inspiring keynotes and workshops, dynamic faith exploration and joyful celebration. For 20 years, CY has been a gathering place for all kinds of enthusiastic Presbyterians to worship, play, create, learn, dance, sing, act, make new friends, study scripture, share joy, reflect, pray and share. More than 4000 people have attended the event since it began and the impact has been felt across our church. Presbyterians Sharing … provides support for this unique event which comes around once every two years. Let’s celebrate the vibrant ministry of the Presbyterian Church in Canada.

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 17th, 2020 - Family Day – enjoy …

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 18th, 2020 - Beach and East Toronto Historical Society presents Dena Bain Taylor “100 Years at the Beach”. A History of the Beach Hebrew Institute 1919 – 2019 - at the Beach Hebrew Institute, 7 – 8:15.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL…..

Most of you already know that our Refugee family – Hassan, his wife and child – have finally been cleared to travel. We know they will be arriving but we don’t know when. Since we originally gathered things, some have been donated to the Simcoe Group’s family. An inventory of what we have was completed this week and this is what we will need for them: a dining room table; a kettle, some cooking utensils; cutlery; dishes; pillow cases; double bed sheets; a futon mattress; beds. There are no tea towels, dish cloths or pots.

In the way of furniture we have two dressers; a rocking chair; a love seat; eight oak dining room chairs.

If anyone is willing to contribute could you please let Peter McKinnon or me know. AND keep in mind we don’t have any available space to store things.

More later …..

Have a good week MB

FEBRUARY 6th, 2020 - In February 1960 the average annual income was $5,600.00. The average new home cost $16,500.00. A gallon of milk cost $.49

In February 1980 the average annual income was $17,710.00. The average new home cost $76,400.00. A gallon of milk cost $2.16. Interesting if you look at the increase in income and the increase in the cost of housing….

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 9th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10.00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. We will celebrate communion.

AND following worship and coffee, our Annual General Meeting. Please remember to bring your reports with you.

MISSION CAPSULE: Working in partnership with Prairie Presbyterian Church, Winnipeg Inner City Missions has started a new arts ministry that celebrates Indigenous culture and art. Over the next few months, volunteers and Indigenous artists will be offering art classes to children with an emphasis on graffiti art. The art produced by the children will be used, in part, to create a large mural covering three sides of the Flora House garage (A wicm Program Space.) The project will culminate in the spring with a weekend-long community event filled with games, activities, music, entertainment and food to celebrate and unveil the new mural.

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 13th, 2010 - 7:00 - An evening with Nathaniel Erskine-Smith – MP for Beaches-East York will speak about his priorities and how he will contribute to the success of a minority government. St. Aidan’s Anglican Church, Queen and Silverbirch.

COMING UP: Toronto Beach Chorale presents Carl Orff’s Carmina Burana featuring the TorQPercussion Quartet and guest soloists: Christina Lamoureux, soprano, Michael Dodge, Tenor and Mathew Cassils, bass. Arranged for contemporarystages, this electrifying work includes two concert grand pianos as well as an array of percussion instruments. Carmina Burana is probably the most frequently performed choral work of the 21st century. This concert will be presented at St. Anne’s Anglican Church, 270 Gladstone Avenue, (1 block east of Dufferin St). This church has been designated a National Historic Site containing a remarkable collection of paintings including several from three members of the Group of Seven. SUNDAY, MARCH 1st, 2020 – 3:00 – tickets from a choir member - $25.00 ($30.00 at the door) cash only.

MORE:

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless Dead!

I keep hitting ‘escape’ but I’m still here …

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up!!!

I have a degree in Liberal Arts – Do you want fries with that?

Have a good week - MB

FRIDAY, JANUARY 31st, 2020 - January firsts – 1967 – The first Super Bowl is played; 1984 – The first Apple Macintosh goes on sale; 1999 – The Euro currency is introduced; 2013 – Calcium deposits are discovered on Mars by NASA’s Curiosity Rover ….

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 1st, 2020 - 2:00 – Meet writer, filmmaker, activist Mark Lieren Young at Ella Minnow Children’s Books along with local community group – Plastic Free Beach.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 1st, 2020 - Jazz & Reflection at Beach United at 4:30 - featuring Colleen Allen. Sax; Alana Bridgewater, vocals; Steve Hunter; piano – classical jazz arrangements.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 2nd, 2020 - Lunar New Year Celebration presented by Chinese Chamber of Commerce – Broadview & Gerrard – noon – 2:00 – featuring a Lion Dance Parade

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 2nd, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: Inspired by God’s promise of abundant life, PWS&D envisions a sustainable, compassionate and just world. On February 2nd, we celebrate PWS&D and the meaningful work being done around the world to bring hope to those experiencing poverty, hunger and oppression. Farmers and their families in Haiti, Nicaragua and Pakistan are learning innovative farming practices to help cope with a changing climate and rise above hunger. Maternal and child mortality rates continue to decrease in Malawi and Afghanistan. Refugees have received support overseas and been welcomed to new homes in Canada. These stories of transformation are possible because of the generosity of Presbyterians across Canada. Thank you!.

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 3rd, 2020 - Theology on Tap will resume at 7:00 at the Beacher Café.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 9th, 2020 - Annual General Meeting – following worship.

SMILES:

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke!

Don’t take life too seriously; no one gets out alive!

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

I’m not a complete idiot – some parts are just missing!

The gene pool could use a little chlorine!

Have a good week - MB

THURSDAY, JANUARY 16th, 2020 - “Good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgement.” Barry LaPatner

JANUARY DAYS; 1930 – The Mickey Mouse comic strip is released; 1957 – The Hamilton Watch Company introduces the first electric watch.; 1957 – Wham-o produces the first Frisbee; 1959 - The movie Sleeping Beauty is released; 1961 – Ham the Chimp travels into outer space.

SUNDAY, JANUARY 19th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

SUNDAY, JANUARY 19th, 2020 - Gene Domagala, will give a talk on “The Synagogue in the Beach” at the Beach Hebrew Institute, 2:00 – 3:30.

MISSION CAPSULES: Through Justice Ministries, the PCC works with congregations to sow seeds of hope and respond to the justice imperatives of the gospel. At the centre of this work is engagement with Presbyterians across Canada. Staff visit and speak to congregations, presbyteries, synods, youth groups and camps. They provide workshops, respond to the TRC’s calls to Action, facilitate the Blanket Exercise in many different places and speak of reconciliation. Justice Ministries has recently produced resources on the Doctrine of Discovery, how to “green” your congregation, Earth Day, and materials to engage the National Inquiry into Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls final report.

MONDAY, JANUARY 20th, 2020 - Theology on Tap continues to gather for discussion at The Beacher at 7:00

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 2020 - Annual General Meeting, immediately following worship.

MORE FROM CHARLIE BROWN:

Definition of a Friend - someone who says nice things about you when you aren’t around.

Perhaps they are not stars in the sky but rather opening where our loved ones shine down to let us know they are happy!

Have a good week - MB

THURSDAY, JANUARY 9th, 2020 - "Blasts of January would blow you through and through." William Shakespeare

SUNDAY, JANUARY 12th, 2020 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 - Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. We will celebrate communion.

MONDAY, JANUARY 13th, 2010 - Theology on Tap meets at The Beacher Café at 7:00 - all are welcome.

NOTE: Annual Report reports for all committees are due by January 20th - if you want your report to be included.

MANY FIRSTS FOR THE FIRST MONTH:

1496 - Leonardo da Vinci unsuccessfully tests a flying machine.

1880 - Thomas Edison files a patent for the light bulb.

1902 - The first Rose Bowl game was played in Pasadena, California.

Note - new computer system, I am still learning how to get around it. Patience is everything. MB