THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31st, 2024 - It’s Halloween - enjoy

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 1st, 2024 - Pumpkin Parade at the Ted Reeve Arena Playground - 6:30 – 8:30 - bring your pumpkins to the wading pool for a final lighting.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 2nd, 2024 - Jazz and Reflection at Beach United – 4:30 – featuring Larry Bond Quartet

And DON’T FORGET TO TURN YOUR CLOCKS BACK TONIGHT

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 3rd, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: We hold up in prayer theological students who graduate and are beginning the process of seeking a call. For the Church Doctrine Committee as they develop a pastoral response to persons who have chosen Medical Assistance in Dying. For indigenous girls and women who have faced terrible levels of violence and for the families and friends of murdered and missing indigenous women and girls seeking justice.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 4th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will meet at 6:30 for dinner and 7:00 for discussion.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 6th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

SATURDAY , NOVEMBER 9th, 2024 - Arts Market hosted by Festival of the Beaches at Beaches Presbyterian.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 10th, 2024 - 2:00 - A fundraising concert by Toronto Beach Chorale at Beaches Presbyterian - proceeds going to St. Anne’s Anglican and their restoration and recovery process.

REDNECKS HAVE THE LOWEST STRESS RATE BECAUSE THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE SERIOUSNESS OF MOST MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY!!

Medical term: Artery

Definition: The study of paintings

Medical Term: Bacteria

Definition: Back door to cafeteria

Medical Term: Barium

Definition: What doctors do when patients die

Medical Term: Benign

Definition: What you be, after you be eight

Medical Term: Caesarean Section

Definition: A neighborhood in Rome

Have a GOOD WEEK mb

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17th, 2024 - “It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.” Oscar Wilde

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 20th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

"This Sunday after the service we will be having a potluck lunch and then the first meeting in our "New Beginnings" program.

If you are driving, be aware that the Scotiabank Marathon is on and you will have to park east of Beech Avenue or north of Queen Street. For those unable to attend in person, the Beaches zoom link can be used for the meeting. A contribution for the potluck lunch would be greatly appreciated."

MONDAY, OCTOBER 21st, 2024 - Theology on Tap will meet at 6:30 for dinner – 7:00 for discussion

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23rd, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

COMING UP: Arts and Artisans Show and Sale

THOUGHTS ….

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery……Joyce Brothers

Many of life’s failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they w ere to success when they gave up ….. Thomas Edison

Don’t ask the Lord to guide your footsteps if you are not willing to move your feet Unknown

Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. Gen. Douglas MacArthur

I shall allow no man to belittle my soul by making me hate him. Booker T. Washington

Everyone should do at least two things each day that he hates to do, just for practice. William James

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk. Doug Larson

Have a good week - MB

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10th, 2024 - A politician needs the ability to fortell what is going to happen, tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen. Winston Churchill

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 13th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

October birthdays ….Nora Hiraishi, Katherine McCloskey, Sammy McCloskey

MONDAY, OCTOBER 14, 2024 – Theology on Tap will gather at 6:30 for dinner 7:00 for discussion

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

November 29th, and November 30th, 2024 Beaches will be holding another Arts and Artisans Market.

THOUGHTS …..

Now that Covid has everyone washing their hands correctly …next week …turn signals.

Someone said “Nothing rhymes with orange” I say, “no it doesn’t”

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The realist adjusts his sails.

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.

My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself.

Apparently exercise helps with decision making. It’s true. I went for a run this morning and decided I’m never doing that again.

Have a good week MB

WEDNESDAY, SEPETEMBER 25th, 2-24 - A concert is not a live rendition of our album. It’s a theatrical event. Freddie Mercury

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28th, 2024 - Toronto Beach Chorale concert at St. Aidan’s Anglican Church – 7:30 – Benefit for St. Anne’s Anglican Church Music Program

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10.00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: Today is Presbyterians Sharing …Sunday – a day to celebrate the mission and ministry we do together. Gifts to Presbyterians Sharing … support a wide range of mission and ministry in Canada and around the world. Through these gifts, we build strong congregations, serve vulnerable people, walk with indigenous people, seek justice and share God’s love around the world. Together, we provide hospitality for people who are homeless and help those involved in the sex trade reclaim their lives. We help congregations discover new and unique ways of renewing their ministry and provide many resources for congregations to use in worship and study. We help translate the Bible in indigenous languages in Taiwan and bring hope and love to prisoners in Malawi. And so much more! When we put our gifts in God’s hands, God does remarkable things.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will gather for dinner at 6:30 – 7:00 for discussion.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2nd, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4th, 2024 - The really important date for New Beginnings is the Friday October 4th meeting for the whole congregation at the church. At that time our coach, Jen Sokolowsky, will talk to us all about the possible and exciting new approaches to ministry. That meeting will be from 7pm to roughly 8:30pm.

SATURDAY OCTOBER 5th, 2024 - New Beginnings Program at Beaches - The Saturday meeting is for the small group facilitators, so really only concerns them (they are Klaas, Peter, Erin and Heather).

SUNDAY OCTOBER 6th, 2024 - New Beginnings Program at Beaches - the Sunday meeting is a regular worship service, but will also feature Jen preaching and involve a covenanting by the congregation in support of the New Beginnings program.

In September 1905, the Treaty of Portsmouth was signed, marking the end of the Russo-Japanese War. U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt received the Novel Peace Prize for mediating the negotiations.

In September 1957 Jack Kerouac’s famous novel On the Road was published by Viking Press in New York. It is considered a defining work of the postwar Beat and counterculture generations.

WHEN INSULTS HAD CLASS …

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. Abraham Lincoln

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. Oscar Wilde

I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here. Stephen Bishop

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it. Mark Twain

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go Oscar Wilde

He has Van Gogh’s ear for music Billy Wilder

Have a good week MB

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18th, 2024 - Born in September 1912, Woody Guthrie was a legendary American folk singer/songwriter and social activist whose poignant lyrics and heartfelt melodies captured the essence of the Great Depression and the struggles of the working class. He is best known for songs like “This Land is your Land” a timeless anthem of unity and inclusivity. Guthrie wrote hundreds of songs, many of which addressed themes of poverty and injustice, inspiring artists like Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Pete Seeger and Bruce Springsteen.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21st, 2024 - Beaches Lawn Sale – 10:00 -? If you want to donate contact Debbie Murray or Pat Fraser

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21st, 2024 - Stop by St. Nicholas Anglican Church lawn sale – 11:00 – 1:00 – homemade meat pies, baked goods, jams and preserves plus homemade crafts.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22nd, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 for a Jazz Service and we will celebrate the baptism of Willow Rose Brett-Horn. There will be a potluck lunch and baby shower following the service. No gifts are required but finger food would be welcome. Everyone is invited.

MISSION CAPSULE: PWS&D's annual Journey for Hope encourages supporters to gear up and walk, run, ride, roll or do another activity they love to raise money for the food security work PWS&D does around the world. Food security is an essential human right, yet a significant portion of the global population is food insecure, without access to enough food of acceptable quality and quantity. Your participation in and support for Journey for Hope enables PWS&D to actively respond to hunger needs through food security projects that improve agricultural production in places like Haiti, Guatemala and Malawi. Funds also help provide emergency food assistance in countries that are extremely vulnerable, including Afghanistan, Yeman, Syria, Somalia, South Sudan and Ethiopia.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23rd, 2024 - Theology on Tap will meet this week via ZOOM.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

WHEN INSULTS HAD CLASS …….

He is a self-made man and worships his creator…..John Bright

He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others……Samuel Johnson

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up……Paul Keating

He had delusions of adequacy……Walter Kerr

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire…….Winston Churchill

Have a good week MB

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11th, 2024 - In September 1504 Michelangelo’s David was unveiled in Florence. The marble statue stands 17 feet tall, and the head was carved to be too large for the body so that it would look proportionate when viewed from below….

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 14th, 2024 - Music for the soul at Beach United Church 4:30 pm – Featuring Mark Battenberg’s Seven Aspects of the Cosmic Dancer, a musical meditation and journey.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11th, 2024 - Beaches Outreach Coffee – 12:00

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15th, 2024 - Terry Fox Run at Woodbine Beach Park – 9:00 am –

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 - Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: After participating in the New Beginnings program which guides congregations though a renewal process to discern God’s call for their future, St. Giles Presbyterian in St. Catharines, is exploring innovative ways to engage with their community. The congregation is turning faith into action by fostering a welcoming and supportive environment for individuals with disabilities and their families. They have created a multi-sensory space where individuals with sensory sensitivities can find comfort and engagement. They hope to offer respite programming and support groups for caregivers who demonstrate a commitment to walking alongside them in their journey. The New Beginnings program receives funding from Presbyterians Sharing…

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will meet at the Beacher for food and discussion.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18TH, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22nd, 2024 - We will be celebrating the baptism of Willow Rose Brett-Horn and there will be a potluck and baby shower following the service. No gifts are required but finger food would be welcome. Everyone is invited.

TRIVIA QUESTIONS…

Q. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

A. Boxing

Q. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

A. Niagara Falls

Q. Of all vegetables only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year.

A. Asparagus and Rhubarb Q. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? A. Strawberry

Q. In many liquor stores you can buy pear brandy with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe and the bottle in genuine, it has not been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

A. It grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe they are snipped off at the stems.

Q. Only three words in Standard English begin with the letters ‘dw’ and they are all common words.

A. Three English words beginning with ‘dw’ are Dwarf, Dwell, Dwindle

Q. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. How many can you name?

A. period, coma, semi colon, dash, hyphen, apostrophy , question mark, exclamation mark, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces and ellipsos

Q. Name the only fresh vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned or processed.

A. Lettuce

Q. Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with ‘S’

A. Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skiis, skates, stockings, snow shoes, stilts

HAVE A GOOD WEEK mb

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4th, 2024 - “The things that make me different are the things that make me me” Piglet

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 8th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 - Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. We will celebrate communion.

MISSION CAPSULE: At Samuel House, a ministry of the Reformed Church in Romania, vulnerable children receive nutritious food and homework tutoring so that their potential can be realized in a caring Christian environment. Responding to God’s call, Csilla Bertalan first opened the doors in June 2003 to welcome underprivileged children living in difficult circumstances. Csilla is grateful to God and partners for their support in transforming so many young lives. She shares, “I am grateful that the PCC has been standing beside us in this mission. Thank you”

Gifts to Presbyterians Sharing …have been supporting Samuel House since 2014.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9TH, 2024 - Monday - Theology on Tap will been meeting at 6:30 and 7:00

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11TH, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will be meeting at 9:30

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11th, 2024 - 12:00 – BPC Outreach coffee.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22nd, 2024 - we will be celebrating the baptism of Willow Rose Brett-Horn – following which there will be a potluck lunch and baby shower. No gifts are required but finger food would be welcome.

OCTOBER 5th & 6th, 2024 - Mark your calendars, The New Beginnings Program will be discussed. Details to follow ….

Quiz for People who know everything ….

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce their own, for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and rips and the bottle is genuine, it hasn’t been cut in an way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters. ‘dw’ and they are common words. Name two of them.

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked or in any other form except fresh.

9. Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter ‘S’ …

Answers next week.

Have a good week - MB

FRIDAY, AUGUST 30th 2024 - “Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.” Ronald Reagan

SATURDAY, AUGUST 31st, 2024 - Historical Walk with Gene Domagala at St. John’s Cemetery, 1:00 - meet at the N/W corner of Kingston Road and Woodbine.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1st, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: In an Indigenous community in Guatemala, Mercedes Coronado (36) a teacher and mother of eight, shares her transformative journey as vice president of the agroecological group Los Arbolitos. The community women once faced challenges, including violence and a lack of decision making power within their households. With the support of PWS&D’s local partner, the Maya-Mam Indigenous Association for Development, Mercedes and the women are experiencing positive change through education and training programs, enabling them to advocate for themselves and future generations. Mercedes is grateful for her husband’s strong support in her career pursuits, emphasizing the importance of gender equality in fostering harmonious relationships and eliminating discrimination.

TUESDAY, SEPEMBER 3rd, 2024 - Theology on Tap

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

FRIDAY, & SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 29th & 30th 2024 - Beaches Arts and Artisans Market

OCTOBER 5th & 6th, 2024 - New Beginnings Program will take place – mark your calendars. Stay tuned for details

TRIVIA:

Benny Goodman took a job in a band on an excursion boat on Lake Michigan. In doing so, 14 year old Goodman further advanced his professional career as a clarinet player.

Hank Williams Jr. suffered major head injuries in a mountain climbing accident. After relearning how to speak and sing, he became a country music star. His signature look included a beard and sunglasses to hide his facial scars.

Tootsie Rolls were introduced in 1896 by Leo Hirshfield. He named them after his daughter, whose nickname was “Tootsie”. The mildly chocolatey, taffy-like confection was America’s first individually wrapped penny candy.

A daylight meteor streaked across the sky from Utah to Alberta. The fireball, travelling at about 33,000 mph, came within 35 miles of Earth!!

That’s it for me - have a good week. MB

THURSDAY, AUGUST 22nd, 2024 - “ I handed in a script last year and the studio didn’t change one word. The word they didn’t change was on page 87.” Steve Martin

SUNDAY, AUGUST 25th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: In Malawi, the Mabiri Community Day Secondary School’s Sexual Reproductive Health Club is a component of the Every Girl Empowered Project, which is supported by PWS&D. One of the issues discussed by club members is school dropout rates among their peers. One of the reasons for this is the inability to pay school fees. Determined to make a difference, club members identified a peer, Wezzie, age 16, struggling financially. To help her, they organized an open house event, inviting supporters to hear Wezzie’s story and learn about the importance of financial support for marginalized pupils. Through their advocacy efforts, the club secured pledges to cover her school fees, enabling her to take and pass her examinations successfully. The club was pleased knowing they successfully advocated to help improve her future.

BPC Outreach coffee on the second Wednesday of each month.

OF INTEREST: A. E. Ames was born in 1867 in Lambeth, Ontario and grew up to be an investment banker. He moved to Toronto in 1889 at the age of 22 and started his own company. The Ames Estate was on Kingston Road and included a nine hole golf course. In 1909 Ames began subdividing the property. At the time, Glen Manor and Southwood Drive were private roads. Williamson Road was built in 1912 as part of the estate. The main house is still there on Glen Stewart and has long since been divided into apartments. The houses on the west side of Southwood Drive were built right after WWII.

Keep in mind our Little Free Pantries Project. At the front of the building on Glen Manor where you can donate any non-perishable food items for people in need in the community

TUESDAY, AUGUST 27th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will meet again at 6:30 and 7:00

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

OCTOBER 5TH & 6TH, 2024 - The New Beginnings Program will take place

FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 29TH & 30TH, 2024 - Arts & Artisans Show

AND FROM THE CHILDREN …..

Q. Is it better to be single or married?

A, It is better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them Anita age 9

Q. How would the world be different if people didn’t get married?

A. There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there? Kelvin age 8

Q. How would you make a marriage work?

A. Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck Ricky age 9

Have a good week MB

FRIDAY, AUGUST 16TH, 2024 - On this date in 1501 The Overseers of the Office of Works of the Duomo commissioned master Italian sculptor Michelangelo to make his iconic statue of David for Florence Cathedral.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 18th, 2023 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 - Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: On World Humanitarian Day we recognize and celebrate the efforts of humanitarian workers who provide life saving assistance to millions of people affected by conflicts, natural disasters and other emergencies. We give thanks for PWS&D partners who work tirelessly to ensure that essential food aid gets delivered, devastated communities are rebuilt and access to life saving resources is within reach. Humanitarian workers play a crucial role in ensuring the welfare of the vulnerable. Through collaborative efforts, we are working to build a sustainable, compassionate and just world. Let us take a moment to honour these advocates and offer an unwavering commitment to supporting their vital efforts.

DID YOU KNOW? The Venus flytrap feeds primarily on ants, not flies …..

TUESDAY, AUGUST 20th, 2024 - Theology on Tap - 6:30 and 7:00

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 21st, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

COMING UP:

OCTOBER 5th & 6th, 2024 - The New Beginnings Program will take place at Beaches.

NOVEMBER 29th, & 30th, 2024 - Beaches Arts and Artisans Market

AND FROM THE CHILDREN ….

Q. What do most people do on a date?

A. Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Lynnette, age 9

A. On the first date, they just tell each other lies that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin age 10

Q. When is it ok to kiss someone?

A. When they’re rich. Pam, age 7

A. The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that. Curt, age 7

A. The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do. Howard, age 8

Have a good week MB

FRIDAY, AUGUST 9th, 2024 - The first week of August hangs at the very top of summer - like the highest seat of a Ferris wheel when it pauses in its turning - Natalie Babbitt

The New Beginnings Program will be happening at Beaches October 5th and 6th, 2024 - Please mark your calendars.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 11th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. We will celebrate communion.

MISSION CAPSULE: I decided to participate in order to differentiate between traditional farming methods and new farming techniques facilitated by Churches Action in Relief and Development staff, shares Lucius, a 45 year old farmer from Malawi. In previous years my house experienced food insecurity but after hearing about this type of conservation farming my family and I were interested in starting to practice it. I feel that this project wants us farmers to farm in the way God intended since it is teaching us how to farm while taking care of the biodiversity. The project is teaching us how to fish, not giving us fish. It addresses the real needs of our communities. Working with local partners PWS&D aims to strengthen the production ability and capacity of smallholder farmers so that they can withstand climate change and be more resilient when disasters hit.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 13th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will meet at 6:30 / 7:00

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 14th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

SATURDAY, AUGUST 24th, 2024 - Beaches will be hosting a Back-to-School supply giveaway partnership with Toronto Cares (hosted by Arise and BPC)

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 29th, 2024 - AND SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 30th, 2024 - Beaches will be hosting another Artists and Artisans Market.

WE HAVE SEEN THESE BEFORE … BUT…

Q. How do you decide who to Marry?

A. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports and she should keep the chips and dip coming Allan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they are going to marry. God decides it all the way before and you get to find out later who you are stuck with. Kristen, age 10

Q. What is the right age to get married?

A. Twenty three is the best age because you know the person forever by then. Camille, age 10

Q. How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

A. You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8

Q. What do you think your mum and dad have in common?

A. Both don’t want any more kids. Lori, age 8

Have a good week - MB

FRIDAY, AUGUST 2nd, 2024 - On this date in 1610, Henry Hudson sailed into what is now known as Hudson Bay, thinking he had made it through the Northwest Passage and reached the Pacific Ocean.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 4th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: Every July, youth from Asia, Europe and North America spread out across the island of Taiwan. All are part of the “I Love Taiwan” mission. In 2023, supported by Presbyterians Sharing…Justin and Neo Wu ( St. Giles, Ottawa) participated in the program. Alongside Youth from the Presbyterian Church in Taiwan, they led summer programs for children. Working ecumenically in a cross-cultural and multi-religious context, youth experienced God’s grace and love, learned to live out their faith and were challenged to devote their lives to God through participation in mission.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 6th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will gather at 6:30 for dinner and 7:00 for discussion.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 7th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

COMING UP ; Beaches Yard Sale sometime in the early Fall. AND Arts and Craft Sale in November.

AND FROM THE CHILDREN …..

Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross Mark age 6

You really shouldn’t say “I love you” unless you mean it. But if you mean it you should say it a lot. People forget. Jessica age 8

And the final one….. A four year old child whose next door neighbour was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman’s yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his mother asked what he had said to the neighbour, the little boy said, “nothing, I just helped him cry”

Have a good week - MB

THURSDAY, JULY 25th, 2024 - Five months today is Christmas !!!!

Beaches Annual Jazz Festival – Streetfest begins tonight from 7:00, Friday and Saturday.

SUNDAY, JULY 28th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Claire Lemiski leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: With support from Presbyterians Sharing … Arise ministry provides compassionate outreach and spiritual care to survivors of sexual exploitation, trauma, and abuse in the Greater Toronto area. This past spring, Arise partnered with the production company of “Angel’s Bone” the Pulitzer Prize winning opera that follows two vulnerable youths who are lured into exploitative relationships by their traffickers. Along with members of the production team, Arise engaged in an awareness and education campaign about human trafficking in Canada leading up to the performances. Arise was also present for Q&A sessions after each performance to provide context for the show and to highlight ongoing efforts in Toronto and Canada to combat trafficking.

FRIDAY, JULY 26th, 2024 - Opening Ceremonies of the Summer Olympics …

TUESDAY, JULY 30th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will meet at 6:30 for dinner 7:00 for discussion.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 31st, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

MORE FROM THE CHILDREN

Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken - Elaine age 5

Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford - Chris age 7

Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day - Mary Ann Age 4

When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you - Karen age 7

Have a good week MB

FRIDAY, JULY 19th, 2024 - “Don’t grow up – stay young – adulthood is just no fun” Bob Newhart

SATURDAY, JULY 20th, 2024 - Beaches Yard Sale – 10:00 +

SUNDAY, JULY 21st, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 - Claire Lemiski leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: Since 1943, Camp Kannawin has faithfully gathered children and youth on the shores of Sylvan Lake, Alberta for a summer of outdoor adventures, fun activities and spiritual growth. Last year the camp expanded its programming by partnering with Sphero a leading name in educational robotics to introduce the wonders of coding and robotics to campers. Now campers have the opportunity to explore and engage in the world of technology as they learn to code their own robots, witness their creations come to life and participate in fun challenges that foster collaboration and innovation. Due to popular demand the programming is available again this summer.

TUESDAY, JULY 23rd, 2024 - Theology on Tap – 6:30/7:00

WEDNESDAY, JULY 24th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

WHAT IS LOVE……

Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and just listen - Bobby age 7

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate - Nikka age 6

Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day - Noelle age 7

Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well. - Tommy age 6

During my piano recital, I was on stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore - Cindy age 8

Have a good week MB

FRIDAY, JULY 12th, 2024 - “If you want to understand today, you have to search yesterday” Pearl S. Buck

Today is Gordon Pinsent’s Birthday – (1930 – 2023) he was an esteemed Canadian actor, director and writer. In his more than six decades of entertaining, Pinsent captivated audiences in films like The Sweet Hereafter, The Shipping News and Away from Her. He also worked in Due South and The Rowdyman both of which earned him acclaim. Pinsent was a Companion of the Order of Canada and was made a Fellow of the Royal Society of Canada in 2006. He was married to actress Charmion King for more than 40 years.

SUNDAY, JULY 14th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Worship and Arts leading.

TUESDAY, JULY 16th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will meet at 6:30 for dinner and 7:00 for discussion.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 17th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30.

SATURDAY, JULY 20th, 2024 - Beaches Lawn Sale

THURSDAY, JULY 25th – SATURDAY, JULY 27th, 2024 - Beaches Jazz Festival StreetFest – 6:00 – 11:00

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year olds. “What does love mean?”

When my grandmother got arthritis she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love - Rebecca age 8

When someone loves you, the way the say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth. Billy age 4

Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired - Terri age 4

Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him to make sure the taste is OK Danny age 8

Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs. Chrissy age 6

Have a good week - MB

FRIDAY, JUNE 28th, 2024 - “I want to be able to look back and say I’ve done everything that I can, and I was successful” Michael Phelps, Olympic Swimmer

OF INTEREST: In 2007 Apple Inc. released its first mobile phone, the iPhone. The company has now released many generations of the iPhone and has become one of the most valuable corporations in the world. Toronto’s first telephone exchange happened in March 1879. At that time telephone service rang from the Toronto Telephone Dispatch Company at 10 King Street, East. It was company policy to hire only male operators. In the early 1900’s working as a telephone operator was a job that a girl of a better class could accept. Acceptable wear was a dark ankle length skirt and a white tailored blouse.

SUNDAY, JUNE 30th, 2024 - Do join us for morning worship at 10 - service will be led by Worship and Arts.

MISSION CAPSULE: After participating in the New Beginnings program that guides congregations through a renewal process to discern God’s call for their future, St. James (North Yarmouth, On) began a ministry to help address the social isolation of seniors and older adults, both within the congregation and the surrounding community. St. James adapted its service to become an interactive, conference call worship model that allows people at home or in care facilities to participate more fully through prayer, reading scripture or singing. Community programming for seniors is also centred around encouraging greater social inclusion, through delivering hot meals and care packages, a weekly home visit program with the minister and elders, and even chartering a bus to sing carols and bring Christmas cheer to doorsteps during Advent. St. James receives support from Presbyterians Sharing …

MONDAY, JULY 1st, 2024 - HAPPY CANADA DAY

TUESDAY, JUNE 2nd, 2024 - Theology on Tap will meet at 6:30 for dinner and 7:00 for discussion

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3rd, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

SATURDAY, JULY 20th, 2024 - Time to go through the crawl spaces and those hard to reach cupboards!! Beaches will be holding a Yard Sale.

THINGS TO PONDER –

If a bottle of poison reaches its expiration date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

Which letter is silent in the word “scent” the S or the C?

The word “swims” upside down is still “swims” …

Over 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and the only the rich own horses….

Why is there a “D” in fridge, but not in refrigerator?

It’s not my age that bothers me – it’s the side effects.

Have a good week - Happy Canada Day MB

THURSDAY, JUNE 20th, 2024 - “Courage is being scared to death - but Saddling up anyway.” John Wayne

SUNDAY, JUNE 23rd, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Linda Endicott leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: With support from Presbyterians Sharing … the Newcomers Mission has faithfully been gathering and offering services and spiritual support to newly arrived immigrants and refugees in the Peterborough area since 2016, Like the soft, protective wings of a dove, the programming of Newcomers Mission provides refuge and care for people living through very difficult and vulnerable situations. One wing of the ministry represents the spiritual side through worship services, prayer meetings and house visits. The other wing is the social and cultural side, helping newcomers to access support services, obtain employment and provide English language teaching and translation services. The two wings work together so that the newcomers can succeed and belong.

TUESDAY, JUNE 25th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will meet at 6:30 for dinner, 7:00 for discussion

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

AND FROM THE CHILDREN …

Q. How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g. abdomen)

A. The body is consisted into three parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O and U.

Q. What does “varicose” mean?

A. Nearby

Q. Give the meaning of the term “Caesarian Section”

A. The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?

A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Stay cool MB

THURSDAY, JUNE 13th, 2024 - “It’s a lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges” Muhammad Ali

On this date in 1886 fire wiped out much of the city of Vancouver, destroying nearly 1000 buildings and killing 28 people. The new service of the Canadian Pacific Railroad brought emergency supplies and facilitated rebuilding efforts.

SUNDAY, JUNE 16th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 - Ernest Van Eck, Principle of Knox College will be leading the service. We will celebrate communion

MISSION CAPSULE: Am Salama reflects on her life in Sudan before the outbreak of war. Following a political crisis in 2023, she and her family, once prosperous farmers and restaurant owners, were forced to flee their bustling town in East Darfur due to escalating tensions. The war separated Am from her husband who stayed behind to care for his blind mother. Facing numerous challenges during their journey to South Sudan, including being robbed of the little money and clothing she had managed to bring with her and frequent illness, Am and her children found refuge at the Wedwill Refugee Camp. The safety and food assistance they received at the camp, supported by PWS&D played a critical role in their survival.

SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO: Next year, 2025, we will celebrate our 100th Anniversary. So, put on your thinking caps and go back into your memory banks and let us know what you remember.

TUESDAY, JUNE 18th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will gather at 6:30 for dinner and 7:00 for discussion.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

Children’s answers to Science questions ….

Q, What happens to your body as you age?
A, When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A. Premature death.

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie …

Have a good week MB

THURSDAY, JUNE 6th, 2024 - On this day in 1944 Canadian soldiers landed on Juno Beach during the Normandy invasion. The 3rd Canadian Infantry Division succeeded in pushing farther inland than any other landing force on D-Day……..

SUNDAY, JUNE 9th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 am.

MISSION CAPSULE: Persistent airstrikes in Gaza have caused extensive destruction, resulting in numerous casualties and displacements. Through the ACT Alliance, PWS&D supports the Middle East Council of Churches Department of Service to Palestinian Refugees. Their staff in the south of Gaza provide psychosocial interventions, psychological first aid training, hygiene kits, and cash distributions to address trauma, limited water access and financial needs. The Rafah Clinic ensures access to essential health care services while shelters in churches receive support with food and basic supplies. The overwhelming need for ongoing support remains critical as the conflict continues to inflict damage on lives, infrastructure and homes, depriving communities of essential resources like water, medical supplies and food.

TUESDAY, JUNE 11th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will meet at 6:30 for dinner, 7:00 for discussion.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12th, 2024 - Funeral Service for Arvilla Sipma in the sanctuary. Visitation at 12:00 Service at 1:00 followed by a reception.

Have a good week M

THURSDAY, MAY 30th, 2024 - “I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues” Duke Ellington

FRIDAY, MAY 31ST AND SATURDAY, JUNE 1ST, 2024 - 11:00 – 7:00 - Colourbration, Art Exhibit and Sale.

FRIDAY, MAY 31St & SATURDAY JUNE 1ST, 2024 – Beach Guild of Fine Arts Spring Art Show & Sale at Beach United Church.
Friday 5:00 – 8:00
Saturday, 10:00 – 5:00

SUNDAY, JUNE 2nd, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: Today is General Assembly Sunday. Gifts to Presbyterians Sharing … support the governance structures of the Presbyterian Church in Canada. At General Assembly, representative elders and ministers from congregations across Canada make decisions, set priorities and examine matters of doctrine, worship, discipleship and governance. A vision for national work is set and a budget is passed, capturing the hopes and dreams of the gathered congregations for the future of the church. Together, we are bringing the church’s mission and ministry to life.

On this day in 1832 The Rideau Canal was officially opened to traffic. The waterway includes 47 locks linking the Ottawa River at Ottawa with Lake Ontario at Kingston.

TUESDAY, JUNE 4th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will meet at 7:00 - 6:30 for dinner.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 5th, 2024 - Beaches prayer Group will gather at 9:30

BACK TO THE CHILDREN: Science Exam Answers …

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, Pepper, Mustard and Vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.

Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs….

Have a good week MB

THURSDAY, MAY 16th, 2024 - “I’m all in favour of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters.” Frank Lloyd Wright

SUNDAY, MAY 19th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 - this will be a Jazz Service

MISSION CAPSULE: Gifts to Presbyterians Sharing … support international partners through leadership development grants. In 2023 the National Council for Higher Education recommended that the position of Assistant Librarian at Zomba Theological University in Malawi should require at least a bachelor’s degree. So, the Rev. Dr. Takuze Chitsulo, Vice Chancellor, requested support from the PCC for Assistant Librarian Jane Mwalabu Makupete to upgrade her diploma in Library Information to a Bachelor of Arts degree in Records Management. Jane was ecstatic and very grateful when she heard of the PCC’s support.

TUESDAY, MAY 21st, 2024 - Theology on Tap will gather at 7:00

WEDNESDAY, MAY 22nd, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30

SATURDAY, MAY 25th, 2024 - Arts & Artisans Show & Sale 10:00 – 4:00

SATURDAY, MAY 25th, 2024 - Spring Thaw Concert – 7:00 – 9:00 –

MORE FROM THE CHILDREN ABOUT THE OCEAN ….

On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won’t do it again because water fired right up her ass. Julie age 7

The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don’t drown I don’t know. Bobby, age 6

My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn’t know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. James age 7

Have a good week M

THURSDAY, MAY 2nd, 2024 - “ The best car safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop in it” Dudley Moore

SATURDAY, MAY 4th, 2024 - Jazz & Reflections with Beachside Brass at Beach United Church – 4:30

SUNDAY, MAY 5th, 2024 - Hymn Sing at Kingston Road United Church – 2:00 – a fundraiser for our roof

SUNDAY, MAY 5th, 2024 - 10:00 – morning worship - Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: Sydney Nkhata, a 27 year old from Northern Malawi, is the chair of a youth network made up of 12 clubs. His management journey was significantly influenced by the “Every Youth Empowered” project, which provided valuable leadership training and is funded by PWS&D. Equipped with new skills, Sydney has become a mentor – guiding and nurturing cub members. His efforts ensure that youth actively embrace and take ownership of the project, where they learn about sexual and reproductive health rights – turning it into an integral part of the community. As a result girls and boys are more aware of the risks related to early pregnancies and transmission of diseases and are changing behaviours. Sydney’s story highlights the transformative power of leadership training and showcases his commitment to mentorship and community development.

THIS WEEK:

<b>MONDAY, MAY 6th, 2024 - Congregational Meeting – 7:00 - Visioning for the future of Beaches Church.</b>

TUESDAY, MAY 7th, 2024 - Theology on Tap WILL NOT BE MEETING. Instead they will meet May 14th and will be discussing Prophets of Love – The Unlikely Kinship of Leonard Cohan and the Apostle Paul by Matthew Anderson

WEDNESDAY, MAY 8th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

WEDNESDAY, MAY 15th, 2024 - 7:30 – 9:30 - Coffee House sponsored by Beaches and Arise – featuring Kevin McCloskey

SATURDAY, MAY 25th, 2024 - 10:00 - 4:00 - Artists and Artisans Show and Sale.

MORE FROM THE CHILDREN REGARDING THE OCEANS ….

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the oceans. Sometimes when the wind didn’t blow the sailors would whistle to made the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. William age 7

Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like really? Helen age 6

Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. Christopher age 7

When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold and it makes my willy small Kevin age 6

Have a good week - MB

FRIDAY, APRIL 26th, 2024 – On this day in 1954, field trials to test Dr. Salk’s polio vaccine began. About 1.8 million children were inoculated.

Also, today is Carol Burnett’s 91st birthday….

SATURDAY, APRIL 27th, 2024 - Historic Walk with Gene Domagala – 1:00 – walk begins at the north west corner of Danforth & Woodbine.

SUNDAY, APRIL 28th, 2024 - join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE; The reformed Parish in Csap/Chop, a congregation of the Reformed Church in Transcarpathia in western Ukraine, has been providing temporary shelter and food for people displaced by the war. Their social kitchen program includes hot food delivery to elderly congregation members who live alone and are unable to cook for themselves. With limited resources, Bishop Zan-Fabian reached out to the PCC for financial support to continue this ministry of care. The PCC provided a grant from Presbyterians Sharing…fulfilling the law of Christ to bear one another’s burdens.

TUESDAY, APRIL 30th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will gather at 7:00

WEDNESDAY, MAY 1st, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

COMING UP –

MONDAY, MAY 6th, 2024 - Visioning for the future of Beaches – 7:00 – 9:00

Wednesday, MAY 15th, 2024 - Coffee House, featuring Kevin McCloskey – 7:30 – 9:30

SUNDAY, MAY 10th, 2024 - Jazz Service

SATURDAY, MAY 25th, 2024 - Arts & Artisans Show and Sale – 10:00 – 4:00

Spring Thaw Concert – 7:00 – 9:00

Children writing about the ocean.

This is a picture of an octopus - it has eight testicles. Kelly age 6

Oysters’ balls are called pearls. Jerry, age 6

If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don’t have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. Mike age 7

Sharks are ugly and mean and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She’s not my friend anymore. Kylie age 6

A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. Billy age 8

My uncle goes out in his boat with two other men and a woman and comes back with crabs. Millie age 6

Have a good week MB

FRIDAY, APRIL 19th, 2024 - Today is National Garlic Day. Were you aware that the Egyptians revered garlic as a deity? Garlic was believed to bestow strength upon Greek athletes and warriors, protect against the evil eye and even repel vampires!

SUNDAY, APRIL 21st, 20324 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – lots of seating available - Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading

Mission Capsule: In the Kushkak village in Afghanistan, 42 year old Gulkam lived a simple life with her husband and four children until one day in Oct6ober 2023 when an earthquake struck their village. She lost her husband and 11 year old son. After the disaster she encountered significant challenges in getting assistance due to the gender disparities present in her village. However, PWS&D’s partner recognized her needs and provided her family with a winterized tent to help endure the harsh weather conditions. PWS&D provided food assistance as well as other support after the earthquake to help people survive the winter challenges.

TUESDAY, APRIL 23rd, 2024 - Theology on Tap will gather at 7:00 - 6:30 for dinner.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

COMING UP …

MONDAY, MAY 6th, 20214 - 7:00 - 9:00 Congregation Meeting – Visioning for the Future

WEDNESDAY, MAY 15th, 2024 - Coffee House 7:30 - 9:30

SUNDAY, MAY 19th, 2024 - Jazz Service

SATURDAY, MAY 25th, 2024 - 10:00 – 4:00 - Arts & Artisans Show

SATURDAY, MAY 25th, 2024 - 7:00 – 9:00 - Spring Thaw Concert

MORE:

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the marines.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with Gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover….

Have a good week MB

FRIDAY, APRIL 12th, 2024 - “Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you have to s tart young.” Fred Astaire

SUNDAY, APRIL 14th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. We will celebrate communion.

MISSION CAPSULE: With support from Presbyterians Sharing … Two Rivers Church in Guelph, Ontario is exploring creative new ways of being the church. Two values that support their purpose of “inviting all to come alive in Christ” are “face-to-face church” and “every voice matters”. These commitments have literally shaped the way the congregation worships God. TRC”s Living Room and Liturgical practices invite people into circles and semi circles to be seen and heard. Opportunity for conversation, asking and answering questions, offering testimony and sharing in discernment of the Spirit’s voice creates space for the whole body of Christ to participate in worship and mission.

TUESDAY, APRIL 16th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will gather at 7:30

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30

COMING UP: MAY 25th, 2024 - Beaches Art Show & Sale 10:00 – 4:00

SATURDAY, MAY 25th, 2024 - Spring Thaw Concert

PENTACOST SUNDAY - Jazz service

MORE FROM THE PARENTS NOTES –

Please excuse Jimmy for being – it was his father’s fault….

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wears ….

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch and when we found it on Monday it was Sunday ….

Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral….

Have a good week - MB

FRIDAY, APRIL 4th, 2024 - “Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go” Truman Capote

SATURDAY, APRIL 6th, 2024 - Annual Spring Sprint – springsprint@hotmail.ca

AND – Jazz & Reflection at Beach United Church - 4:30 – featuring OCTOKATS – local big band .

SUNDAY, APRIL 7th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading

MISSION CAPSULE: Katia Bien-Aime, a senior nurse and coordinator for a nutrition program in Haiti, recalls a time when a significant number of children failed to return for follow-up care after initial treatment at the nutrition clinic, She knew something needed to be done. In response, PWS&DS’s partner, who also runs the original clinic, decided to begin mobile clinics. Today, these mobile units have proven successful in bridging the gap and allowing healthcare providers to get closer to their patients, easier follow-ups and enabling the delivery of crucial basic medical care directly to villages and homes. “It worked”, Katia says, “we were able to get to the really sick kids faster and earlier.” In addition the mobile units provide tools to make water safe for drinking and to promote better sanitation and hygiene practices.

TUESDAY, APRIL 9th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will meet at 6:30 for dinner - 7:00 for discussion. The Book is When Church Stops Working…..read chapters two and three.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30

COMING UP: ART SHOW AND SALE

PENTECOST JAZZ SERVICE

COPIED FROM PARENTS NOTES TO TEACHERS ….(spelling has not been changed)

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face……

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Please excuse ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels….

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak…..

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust….

Have a good week MB

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27th, 2024 - “Nothing is more beautiful than the loveliness of the woods before sunrise” George Washington Carver

THURSDAY, MARCH 28th, 2024 - Maundy Thursday dinner and Tenebrae Service - 6:00 dinner – soup, fruit, cheese & bread. Service 7:00

FRIDAY, MARCH 29th, 2024 - Good Friday service at 10:00

SUNDAY, MARCH 31st, 2024 - Easter Sunday service at 10:00

Bake Sale following service

FRIDAY, MARCH 22nd, 2024 - “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire” Winston Churchill

SUNDAY, MARCH 24th, 2024 - Palm Sunday - Join us at 10:00 for morning worship – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: Following Christ’s example to care for the broken hearted and those crushed in spirit, Anamiewigumming Kenora Fellowship Centre provides care and support for people who have endured intergenerational trauma and profound loss and grief in their lives. The centre promotes healthy grieving practices that include sharing circles and memorial fires, creating a safe space for a time of prayer, sharing sorrow and mourning the loss of loved ones. The community has come to value the importance of the sacred fire teachings and the warmth and comfort it offers, welcoming all to come just as they are.

TUESDAY, MARCH 26th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will not be meeting this week.

THURSDAY, MARCH 28th, 2024 - 6:00 - Maundy Thursday, Dinner and service. Traditionally we have home made soup, bread, cheese and fruit.

FRIDAY, MARCH 29th, 2024 - Good Friday service - 10:00

SUNDAY, MARCH 31st, 2024 - Easter Sunday Service.

SUNDAY, MARCH 31st, 2024 - 2;00 - Beaches Annual Easter Parade along Queen Street

Have a good week - come to church MB

FRIDAY, MARCH 15th, 2024 - “Be like a postage stamp, stick to one thing until you get there.” Josh Billings

SUNDAY, MARCH 17th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – this morning we will be experiencing one of our Jazz Services, not to be missed. We have lots of seating……

MISSION CAPSULE: For hundreds of years, roads have been providing important networks of connection and community. Not only in a physical sense, but by creating equal access to vital places like schools, churches and hospitals and fostering a sense of community. With support from Presbyterians Sharing … the Life and Mission Agency and the Band Council on Mistawasis Plains Cree Reserve in Northern Saskatchewan are working together to create a road system through the reserve that will connect Mistawasis Memorial Presbyterian Church with the rest of the community. In turn, it will open up the possibilities of new ministry opportunities by bringing together the community and creating a sense of hope and connectedness.

Something to think about….

If you spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter ‘A’?

What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?

What is the only food that doesn’t spoil?

COMING UP: TOMORROW – JAZZ SERVICE

THURSDAY, MARCH 28th, 2024 - 6:00 – Maundy Thursday, dinner and service. Please plan your soup contribution. Historically we share soup, fruit and bread prior to the service.

FRIDAY, MARCH 29th, 2024 - Good Friday service, 10:00

SUNDAY, MARCH 31st, 2024 - Easter Sunday

TUESDAY, MARCH 19TH, 2024 - Theology on tap will gather – we will be finishing Rescuing the Gospel from the Cowboys. We will NOT meet during Holy Week. Next book – starting April 2nd – When Church Stops Working by Andrew Root and Blair D. Bertrand. People should read the intro and Chapter 1 for April 2nd.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

ANSWERS :

If you spell out numbers - Answer One Thousand

Bulletproof vests, All of these were invented by women

Food that doesn’t spoil - Honey

Have a good week - MB

FRIDAY, MARCH 8th, 2024 - `People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day:. Winnie The Pooh

SATURDAY, MARCH 9th, 2024 - Daylight Savings - clocks forward …

SUNDAY, MARCH 10th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. We will celebrate communion.

MISSION CAPSULE: `We are brave and strong because we learned important information about rights, feelings and participation.` PWS&D supports a HUMAN RIGHTS PROGRAM IN Guatemala that not only empowers women by ensuring they know their rights but also equips them with essential skills and knowledge about food security and nutrition. Through education on when and how to plant vegetables, grow tree seedlings and how to care for livestock, women have more stable incomes and improve their family`s access to nutritious meals. `We are happy for our project. We sell trees in the town and use the money to buy food,` shares one of the participants. This program provides women with the resources and skills they need to lift themselves out of poverty and create a more equitable society.

Today is International Women`s Day. Studies show that female-led companies are more successful than male-led ones. This is because women leaders are often fairer, more compassionate and more trustworthy. International Women`s Day was first proposed by Clara Zetkin at the 1910 International Socialist Women`s Conference. In 1917 International Women`s Day turned into a day of protests, riots and strikes as the February Revolution began in Petrograd.

TUESDAY, MARCH 12th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will gather at 6:30 for dinner – 7:00 for discussion.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet in the prayer room at 9:30

Coming up - PALM SUNDAY, MAUNDY THURSDAY, GOOD FRIDAY, EASTER SUNDAY.

One of the shortest words in the English Language – ÙP` but used more often than most.

Get up, look up, sit up, climb up, look it up, reach up, hang it up, clean it up, lap it up, back it up, mop it up, cut it up, listen up, reach up,

Close it up, sop it up, sew it up, fix it up, dig it up, top it up, stand up, lock up, stock up, stack up …..

Have a good week - MB

FRIDAY, MARCH 1st, 2024 - “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping,” Bo Derek

SATURDAY, MARCH 2nd, 2024 - Jazz & Reflection at Beach United Church - 4:30 – featuring Jim Clayton, vocalist, Peter Telford, Bassist, and Adam Warner, drummer

SUNDAY, MARCH 3rd, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. Our Annual Meeting will be held Following worship.

MARCH BIRTHDAYS: Michael Brett, Marlene Barnett, Tineke Jorritsma, Tom Allen, Maureen Monk,

MISSION CAPSULE: As part of a Caring Community initiative the Presbyterian Music Camp piloted a Mental Health Workshop program during the summer of 2023. The program included mental health support and workshops run by a qualified health professionals on the topics of anxiety, depression, ADHD, self harm, suicide and other mental health topics. The opportunity for attendees to express themselves in a caring and safe environment, with professional leadership, took safety to the next level for the camp and provided an opportunity for individuals to explore some of their struggles with support. The program continues to grow by providing Mental Health First Aid training to staff and volunteers as well as exploring ways that art and music therapy can be offered in a camp setting.

MONDAY, MARCH 4th, 2024 - Author reading with Terry Fallis at Beach United Church – 7:00 – Terry Fallis will read from his new novel A New Season and take questions afterwards.

TUESDAY, MARCH 5th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will gather at 6:30 for dinner, 7:00 for discussion.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet in the prayer room at 9:30

STUFF:

Scientifically, a raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big ones at the end of the wing are called pinion feathers. A crow has 16. So the difference between a raven and a crow is only a matter of a pinion…

I have started investing in stocks: beef, vegetable, chicken. One day I hope to be a bouillianaire …

I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes. I turned to a local tribal leader and said “that lizard is really funny!” The leader replied “That’s not just any old lizard - he’s a stand-up chameleon …

Have a good week - and come to the AGM MB

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23rd, 2024 - “When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candles. I’m sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.” George Carlin

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 25th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship on this third Sunday of Lent. Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 25th, 2024 - 2:00 – Toronto Beach Chorale – Vivaldi/Bach Concert. At Beaches Presbyterian Church. Tickets $30.00

MISSION CAPSULE: We really appreciate the program, as we are in dire need to keep the education going for our kids, shared a grateful parent. For Afghan children who sought refuge in Pakistan, education is often out of reach because they are not nationals. PWS&D supports the Digital Learning Center in Peshawar, which provides out of school children and adults with basic digital literacy classes, high school courses and tutoring sessions that aim to help a total of 520 students. Students and their family members are benefiting from the Darakht-e Danesh Library, which provides free and open educational resources on such topics as math, language, business and the sciences. Students access classes both in English and Dari/Farsi, equipping them with essential skills and providing hope for those who have lost so much, broadening their opportunities for the future.

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 27th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will meet at Feathers at 6:30 for dinner, 7:00 for discussion.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 28th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 28th, 2024 - The Beach and East Toronto Historical Society presents author Lorna Poplak “The Don”. The story of Toronto’s Infamous Jail at the Beaches Sandbox, 2181 Queen East 7:00 – 8:15 admission free.

STUFF;

Then there was the time Fruit of the Loom took Hanes to court …. It was a brief case…

How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house…

The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but the chick peas can only hummus one …

Singing in the shower is fine until you get soap in your mouth – then it is a soap opera …

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I thought I nailed it but nobody saw it …

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight…

AND THIS … If ever there is a tomorrow when we are not together. There is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, Stronger than you seem and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we are apart, I’ll always be with you.
Winnie the Pooh

Have a good week MB

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 16th, 2024 - “I am not a has been. I am a will be.” Lauren Bacall

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 18th, 2024 - First Sunday of Lent - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: Two year old Moriama Safianu has a congenital deformity linked to hydrocephalus. Born into a poor family in northern Ghana, Moriama faced the heavy burden of social stigma, prompting her parents to keep her indoors to shield her from the community’s hurtful judgements. Things changed when she was identified for support during a community survey conducted by a community rehabilitation program. The dedicated staff referred her to the Garu Presbyterian Health Centre for specialized care. The staff at Garu also worked with Moriama’s community to address the stigma she had been facing. Moriama’s mother expressed her profound gratitude. “I am immensely thankful to the CBR program and PWS&D for coming to our aid. Thanks to your intervention Moriama is no longer subjected to stigma from the community members.

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 19th, 2024 - Toronto Beaches Lions Free Family Day Skate at Ted Reeve arena – 3:00 – 5:00 Hot chocolate and treats.,

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 20th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will gather at 6:30 for dinner, 7:00 for discussion.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 21st, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet in the prayer room at 9:30.

STUPID STUFF:

Six cows were smoking joints and playing poker. That’s right. The steaks were pretty high….

I was struggling to understand how lightning works and then it struck me….

I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants. You probably have not heard of herbivore.

My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables. That’s right – Jack and the beans talk ….

My friend said she wouldn’t eat cow’s tongue because it came out of a cow’s mouth. I gave her an egg….

Once upon a time there was a King who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible King but he made a great ruler….

Have a good week MB

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 9th, 2024 - “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster” Clint Eastwood

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 11th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. We will celebrate Communion

Following service, Debbie Murray will hold a Bake Sale for Valentines Day.

MISSION CAPSULE: In response to an invitation from Palestinian Christians, the PCC (through Presbyterians Sharing) sent Robyn Ahn ( St. Andrews, Barrie) and Urwah Rasool (Unionville, PC) to Palestine/Israel through the Journey for Justice program hosted by the PCC’s partner Joint Advocacy initiative of the East Jerusalem YMCA/YWCA. With 23 other young people, they experienced the daily life of Palestinian youth, listening to their stories and seeing first hand how occupying measures impacted them. It was an unforgettable eye-opening experience for Robyn and Urwah.

Looking back: In March 1879 the first telephone exchange was established in Toronto, on King Street, East. Company policy at that time was to hire only male operators.

In the early 1900’s working as a telephone operator was a job that a girl from a better class family could accept. The standard dress code was a dark, ankle length skirt and a white tailored blouse.

Coming up: Ash Wednesday Service - February 14th, 2024 - beginning of Lent.

Annual AGM following worship – March 3rd, 2024

Jazz Service March 17th, 2024

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 13th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will gather at 6:30 for dinner 7:00 for discussion

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 14th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30

STUPID STUFF – these are taken from letters to school principals …. I have not changed the spellings

- My son is under a doctors care and cannot take PE today. Please execute him ….

- Please exkuce Lisa from being absent from class, she was sick and I had her shot ….

- Dear School: please excuse John being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 also 33 ….

- Please excuse Gloria from Jim today she is administrating ….

- Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip ….

Have a good week - MB

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 2nd, 2024 - “What day is it”? “It’s today” squeaked Piglet. “My favourite day” said Pooh

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 4th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 - Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: For decades, PWS&D has faithfully dedicated itself to serving those in need across the globe. In collaboration with our valued partners, PWS&D is actively contributing to positive transformation within our global community. From responding to emergencies to helping families and communities access nutritious food, clean water, adequate health care and quality education, PWS&D is helping people thrive. As people of faith, we respond to Christ’s call to walk with the distressed and marginalized, work towards equality, the restoration of human dignity, peace, and care for God’s creation. Together we are working towards a sustainable, compassionate and just world.

COMING UP: Wednesday, February 14th, 2024 - Ash Wednesday Service – 7:00

Sunday, February 18th, 2024 - First Sunday of Lent

FEBRUARY BIRTHDAYS - Klaas Kraay; Don Anderson; Liz vanZanden; Jerry Greer; Will Greenley; Nathan Greenley; Sybil Hiraishi

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 6th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will gather at Feathers – 6:30 for dinner 7:00 for discussion.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 7th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will gather at 9:30

Did you know – Canada is home to more lakes than any other country in the world. Of the more than 1.4 million lakes (over .1 square mile or larger) on Earth, upward of 60 percent of them are in Canada.

More silliness:

Did you know that 90% of bald people still own a comb? They just can’t part with it …

Every morning I get hit by the same bicycle. It’s a vicious cycle …

It’s pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car I will get tired – but if I run behind a car will I get exhausted…

Have a good week MB

FRIDAY, JANUARY 26th, 2024 - “Sometimes I sits and thinks and sometimes I just sit” Winnie the Pooh

SUNDAY, JANUARY 28th, 2024 - Come and join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Guest Preacher – Cole Kim.

MISSION CAPSULE: In Nepal, Nirba struggled with an undiagnosed skin condition that kept her inside. In addition to her health struggles, Nirba grappled with financial instability. Because she couldn’t afford medical assistance, Nirba borrowed money from friends and relatives. Thanks to a clinic set up by the International Nepal Fellowship a (PWS&D) partner, Nirba was able to meet with a dermatologist, receive a diagnosis of leprosy and begin treatment. The clinic’s support also provided financial aid for Nirba’s child’s education. Nirba expressed profound gratitude for this assistance as it not only helped her son but her own health situation as well.

TUESDAY, JANUARY 30th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will gather at 6:30 for dinner – 7:00 for discussion.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 31st, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet in the prayer room at 9:30

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 3rd, 2024 - Jazz and Reflection at Beach United Church – 4:30 – featuring Jazz bassist Paul Novotny & friends.

COMING UP: Ash Wednesday Service – February 14th, 2024 - then Lent begins ..

SUNDAY, MARCH 3rd, 2024 - Beaches Annual AGM meeting – following worship - Time to get your reports in to Julian …

STUFF:

I’ve just finished reading a book about the world’s greatest basement. It was a best cellar….

It’s my first week working at the bicycle factory and they’ve already made me a spokesperson ….

I thought swimming with dolphins was expensive until I went swimming with sharks – it cost me an arm and a leg ….

The main function of your big toe is to make sure all the furniture in the house is in the right place ….

The word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary ….

Have a good week - MB

FRIDAY, JANUARY 19th, 2024 - “Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.” J. D. Salinger

SUNDAY, JANUARY 21ST, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 – Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading.

MISSION CAPSULE: We are God’s people, called to serve God with our many gifts. We belong to a denomination that is connected by faith, governance, history and mission. Presbyterians Sharing … is one of the ways that Presbyterians across Canada work together to proclaim the good news of Jesus Christ, sharing God’s love and hope in our communities, in Canada and around the world. Gifts to Presbyterians Sharing … help build strong congregations, serve vulnerable people, walk with indigenous people, seek justice and share God’s love. When we work together we can accomplish so much more than we ever could on our own.

Word Wise - which word is not like the others? Cashmere Angora Mohair Sisal

TUESDAY, JANUARY 23rd, 2024 - Theology on Tap will gather at 7:00

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 24th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet at 9:30

More silliness :

The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless …

What did the man say when the bridge fell on him? The suspension is killing me …

How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound …

There was quite a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal …

What is a thesaurus’s favourite dessert? Synonym buns …

My tailor is happy to make a new pair of pants for me. Or sew it seams …

Do you have weight loss mantras? Fat chants …

ANSWER: Sisal is a fiber that comes from plants, the other fibers come from animals.

Did you Know? Canada is home to more lakes than any other country in the world. Of the more than 1.4 million lakes (over .1 square mile or larger) on Earth, upward of 60% of them are in Canada.

Have a good week - MB

FRIDAY, JANUARY 12th, 2024 - “I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have succeeded fairly well.” Robert Benchley

SUNDAY, JANUARY 14th, 2024 - Join us for morning worship at 10:00, Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading. We will celebrate communion.

MISSION CAPSULE: Sohdi became the sole provider for her family when her husband died a decade ago. A farmer in Pakistan, she plants various crops but droughts and floods have disrupted food production for three years. In 2021 Sohdi received aid through the Humanitarian Early Recovery and Development project supported by PWS&D, which provided food aid to households in need. This assistance enabled her family to eat properly even during times of failed harvests. The project also provided support for women artisans to improve their skills and market their goods, making them more resilient for the future. Sohdi is grateful for this support that allowed her to stay out of debt. Now, she dreams of her son’s wedding as well as sending her other children to school.

DID YOU KNOW: The first ball dropped in Times Square weighed 700 pounds. Today’s model weighs 11,875 pounds thanks to the 2688 handmade Waterford crystals that cover it.”

TUESDAY, JANUARY 16th, 2024 - Theology on Tap with gather at Feathers at 7:00 – 6:30 for dinner – we will be discussing Chapter 5 of Send Them Here. Next week we will begin to discuss “When Helping Hurts: How to Alleviate Poverty without Hurting the Poor …. And Yourself by Steve Corbett, Brian Fikkert and John M. Perkins.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 17th, 2024 - Beaches Prayer Group will meet in the Prayer Room at 9:30

SILLINESS:

So what if I don’t know the meaning of the ‘apocalypse’? It’s not the end of the world …

Alternative facts are aversion of the truth …

Atheism is a non-prophet organization …

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it …

Did you know they won’t be making yardsticks any longer? …

Have a good week - MB

FRIDAY, JANUARY 5th, 2024 - “Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes” Maggie Smith (I just learned that I am older than she is!!! M

Coming up - BEACHES Annual Meeting …..

Ash Wednesday service

Lent …

SUNDAY, JANUARY 7th, 2024 - Epiphany Sunday - Join us for morning worship at 10:00 - Rev. Katherine McCloskey leading

MISSION CAPSULE: Sisters in Spirit is an initiative started in 2005 by the Native Women’s Association of Canada to draw attention to the shockingly high levels of violence that indigenous women in Canada face. It was the first government funded data to gather information on missing or murdered indigenous women over the preceding thirty years and collected information on 600 women. A 2021 RCMP report recorded that there were 1,181 police reported homicides or unresolved mission person cases for indigenous women between 1980 and 2012. Sisters in Spirit vigils are held annually on October 4th in memory of murdered and missing indigenous women.

TUESDAY, JANUARY 9th, 2024 - Theology on Tap will gather at Feathers at 7:00

WEDNESDAY, JAUARY 10th, 2024 – Beaches prayer Group will gather in the prayer room at 9:30

JANUARY BIRTHDAYS - Jill Hutchinson, Tory Hoff, Meghan vanZanden, Erin Sclisizzi

STUPID STUFF:

The meaning of opaque is unclear….

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down …

A man tried to assault me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy …

I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind …

Police were called to the daycare center. A three year old was resisting a rest …

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester …

Have a good week - MB